Advanced Corpse Tumor

Most intense fucking song ever written. It's by a technical death metal band from Germany called Necrophagist.

The solo in it sounds so fuckin' sweet, it's like classical music on the guitar. Muhammad is one insane motherfucker.

Metallica Fan: OMFG, The solo in ONE is the most orgasmic thing on the planet, and no one else can play it cause Kirk is so fucking awesome and good at the guitar I just had an extreme case of fan-jizz

Me: Bullshit, listen to this *shows him Advanced Corpse Tumor*

Metallica Fan: OH GOD, WHAT WAS I THINKING *cries in corner*

by Muhammad Fucking Suicmez bitch August 11, 2010

corpse dance

A song created by Hatsune Miku that i really like, the song is about a feeling of expresses of life being though, and the person just wanting to give up and "dance with the corpse". This song have some hint of suicide in its English lyrics if you look closely. It talk about letting go instead of dealing with all the pain life has bought and end to the suffering in a positive view. Don't practice suicide or self-harm, you could regret it and make the people who care about you depressed and then suicidal.

Person 1 : I really like Corpse Dance by Hatsune Miku
Person 2 : Me too, but do you know what the song is about ?
Person 1 : Yes, its about a girl who is sad that people died and want to dance with their corpse to make her happy
Person 2 : ...... *Stab*

by Creator-Kun on Urban November 30, 2021

carpet snorter

Slang term for a cocaine addict who has dropped their blow onto the carpet.

I have hung out with many a carpet snorter in my day.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020

F Carpet Bomb

Like f-bomb, this is a euphemism for saying "fuck" but with added the twist of drawing the word out in length.

Guy #1: What the fuuuuuuuuuuck?!
Guy #2: Nice f carpet bomb.

by ookami80 March 7, 2009

Liquid Carpenter

This is another name for paintable caulk that lousy carpenters use to cover their mistakes. Typically used when the workman does not know how to miter wood so the joints are tight and no cracks are visible. Or, if the guy who installed your sheet rock walls cut the holes too big for the outlets so he puts on the wall plates and caulks the gaps.

You actually paid someone to install those windows? That douche must have used 10 tubes of liquid carpenter. What a shitty job! The guy who put that molding up should have his fingers cut off. Look at all the liquid carpenter he used to fill the gaps.

by bobby ga noote April 23, 2013

Cum Carpet

A female's jizz-covered pubis mons, unshaved.

I blasted a hot load on Brittany's cum carpet last week!

by JungleVIP August 20, 2013

Greasy Carpet

A middle aged man's anus that hasn't been wiped or cleaned in a decade.

Stanley wiped his greasy carpet on Noelle yesterday.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018