Carlton

Carlton is an Extremely nice and thoughtful black male that follows and listens to all of God's doings. He is very smart and is also a great brother. He respects others, and also cares for them. he's very athletic and is good at literally all sports.
He sometimes gets upset because when he tries to correct others sometimes people don't like it no matter how correct he is.
Although he gets upset with these arguments, he likes to chill out with technology. He is very smart with it and computers and that shit.
He is also very hilarious and everyone loves the character he brings in everyday because it lightens them.
He is very Hot and all the girls want him.

Female:OMG THERE'S CARLTON HE IS SOOOOOO HOT!!!
Male: Wassup Carlton, you lookin fly as fuck today bruh

by KVNG7 July 6, 2018

Hot Carlton

Anal-y fucking a girl and then pulling out... at which point she shits on you.

when Dave gets his girl in the mood.. and realizes he's got a hot carlton- her dookey on his chest

by xxxDavexxx October 25, 2006

carlton fisked

To send the brain stem of a would be assailant down his spine and out of his rectum onto the concrete with a baseball bat.

Wannabe gangster: Gimme all your money or I'll beat you up.

Victim: Umm no.

Wannabe gangster: Yes.

(Out comes the Louisville Slugger) WHAM!!!

Victim: You've been Carlton Fisked.

by Colonel Enguss November 12, 2006

Carlton

To skull-fuck a person's eye socket finishing with cumming on their brain then pissing on it thus making them retarded(A person can only be succesfully Carltoned once). In tribute to the character from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

I (Carlton)ed her so bad that she's like Dustin Hoffman from "Rain Man".

by Coob Hooper November 9, 2007

vanessa carlton

An awesome pianist who writes and composes her own music, and is a "real" artist, but truthfully, she should really just be part of an emo rock band, because her lyrics are jsut oh-so depressing and will make someone want to kill this girl for making them feel so down.

"There's nothing you can do, someone gently says to you "the doctor says that now it won't be long", i try and live up to the moment, hope that i dont blow it, what is it in me that she hears? Its just the song she likes, her little arms around my neck, and a dying girl whispers in my ears..."- Vanessa carlton, Annie

by Schergan October 16, 2005

hot carlton

After an intense period of anal, pulling out and having poo shot all over you

I pulled out and she hot carltoned all over me

by YuliaXXX October 25, 2006

carlton arms

a quick lay good for the midnight quicky not good for a wifey at all

dude 1- komar leave carlton arms alone

komar-but i dont wanna its to fun

dude 1-to bad pass carlton arms up and let her pick a dude she will be happy

by the-noob October 29, 2011