Cannabis Courage

Employing the same dynamics of Dutch Courage, but more subtler to spot on the surface, your friend is a clumsy idiot when sober, but thinks he is an instant yogi, mystic and guru, after only three drags of what he thinks is "instant brain cells" or "enlightenment" or "pure intelligence" or "creativity" rolled into one...but chases all the beautiful women away and attracts all the miserable single mothers and lonely but fatal strippers and pretty, but predatory prostitutes and users, because he has a boyish insecurity or complex or ego and weed simply magnifies that for him at the cost of everyone around him.

Random Victim: "Your friend is really smart."
Me: "Yeah he is a damn good Socrates when he is high, but a real Peter Griffin when he is not."

Random Victim: "What" or "Wut" or "Wah" or "Woot."

Me: "Its Cannabis Courage, that is all that is."

Random Victim (RV): "I don't know what you are on about"(UK) or "...aboot"(CAN) or "WTF"(US)...proceeds to befriend my friend for sometime in hopes some of that enlightenment dust rubbing off on him...6 months later Random Victim is paranoid schizophrenic that thinks the US Government is after him because he "knows too much" about Babylon. Now he has Cannabis Courage.

by Dr. Great Guy July 22, 2019

Cannabis Communist

Cannabis Communists, normally a group of people who cultivate cannabis and split the pot. (Literally and figuratively)

Person1: “Hey, wanna start growing with me? We could be cannabis communists.“

Person2: “What the hells a Cannabis Communist”?

by Mr.MacBoy March 20, 2020

cannabis virgin

person who's never done cannabis

smoke weed? uhm, im a cannabis virgin, i dunno how

by rratmann May 23, 2020

Cannabis Coma

The sleep you have after getting ripped.

“Welcome back, where the hell have you been these past 2 days?”

“Just got out of a cannabis coma.”

by TallDaTruth July 20, 2020

cannabis psychosis

When a person smokes herb and is transported to a almost psychotic state of mind

yo did you see jonathan he’s totally zoned out and loopy after one hit of the spliff

yea he must have cannabis psychosis

by finesseking August 12, 2021

cannabis baby

A person who loves weed with a passion and they know a lot about it

Im a really big cannabis baby

by Lightskin jesus June 7, 2023

Cannabis Capitalism

The misconception that the higher the percentage of THC a product has = the better it is.

Thus disregarding the significance of the ratio for THC:CBD, CBG, CBC etc.

Person 1: Just picked up this 1/8 of weed with 30% THC, tonight's party will be wild!

Person 2: BS! That's just cannabis capitalism.

1hr later...
Person 2: 911, yeah so my friend is bugging out in the fetal position and keeps telling everyone they're a lizard...what?...yep, another victim of cannabis capitalism.

by MR333U555 September 6, 2023