Left-handed cannoli

A sexual act in which a male receives manual stimulation (i.e. handjob) in the inside seat of a booth in an Italian restaurant while the performer of the act continues to eat.

I went for the spaghetti, but I stayed for the left-handed cannoli.

by Charizard Queen August 19, 2014

oreo cannon

What the asshole may become after being thoroughly injected with semen. The owner of such apparatus then farts with the semen and some other particulates being ejected in what looks like a chewed oreo cookie.

Guy 1: "Dude, she was on the rag, so I threw it in her ass."
Guy 2: "Awesome...did you blow your load in the back door."
Guy 1: "Yep. I pulled out and she fired an oreo cannon across the room. I think my mom had to clean it up"

by howboutthat22 June 4, 2010

Canker Beast

a fellatious woman. an term meant to be used behind someone's back

Damn! Lexie's a total Canker Beast. I can see the VD falling out of her mouth

by Jay-Rome April 25, 2006

fart cannon

a very large exhaust pipe attached to a car that was built for a much smaller pipe, named because of the sound it makes, which is similar to when you fart through a very hight quality microphone

used by chavs (uk) and ricers (us)

me: take off that freaking fart cannon its gonna wake up the entire street!

chav: bu' it' 'ard innit ya goffic nob

by EEwisewolf May 29, 2008

Fart Cannon

An enlarged muffler-tip used by people who think that they will be more cool if they make their peice of shit 1998 honda civic DX sound like it is taking a shit everytime they lay on the gas.

Considered the opposite of Pussy Tubes

"Fart Cannons are fucking annoying"
"Nice Fart cannon, does it make your peice of shit 1998 honda civic DX do anything special other than making it sound like it is taking a shit everytime you lay on the gas?"
"Fart cannons are the opposite of pussy tubes"

by IMNOTTHATCREATIVETOMAKEANEWNAMEEVERYTIME May 27, 2008

cannonball docking

When guy 1 forces his foreskin over guy 2s foreskin while shooting his kidney stone in to his urethra while simultaneously jerking both dicks

John snags Jason ranking him close to give him a cannonball docking while he finishes his dr pepper

by Dock master69 December 19, 2020

Wank cannon

A person(s) who literally fires there seaman a large distance.
i.e. hitting your hair, shoulder or over your head and splatting it on every-day items.

Jack: Where did it go?
Sally: I can't find it!
Jack: Oh, its on the curtains.
Sally: Wow! You're a real wank cannon Jack.

by vValentine February 4, 2010