canned fruit

a homosexual not open about his sexuality

"I think he's a canned fruit."

by Charlie Murphy March 11, 2004

canned heat

Canned heat is a "alcoholic beverage" made from straining alcohol from Sterno. A liquid containing methanol (used to cook food with)

- Warning, drinking canned heat is extremely dangerous, it can easily kill you.

Wuz up dude?
..I'm on my way to a funeral, dog.
Fred drank some canned heat on friday and now he's on the wrong side of the grass.

by stratdude61 April 10, 2009

Shit-canned

To get fired.

Did you hear what happened to Tom B? He got shit-canned yesterday!

by Luckyfindz December 22, 2008

canned heat

Blues-rock band that was vey popular during the late 1960s. The band was fronted by singer Bob "The Bear" Hite and singer/rhythm guitarist/harmonica player Alan "Blind Owl" Wilson. The other band members were lead guitarist Henry Vestine, bassist Larry Taylor, and drummer Fito De La Parra.
Alan, Bob, and Henry have since passed on, but Fito and Larry still tour as Canned Heat.

Sam: Who does that song "Going Up The Country"??
Wendy: It's Canned Heat dude!

by Jack Bond September 21, 2007

shit cranked

excessive consumption of alchohol or drugs leading to a euphoric state of complete and total useless.

Val got completely shit cranked this weekend.

by Hap July 5, 2006

conked out

1) To suddenly be in a state of fully functioning to non-functioning.

1)We drank until we puked and then we all conked out.
3)I heard a pop come from the blender right before it conked out.

by Jacob Perrotta December 28, 2004

cankerberry

A word used by spammers to replace "cock" in the subject of an email in a deliberate attempt to throw off your spam filter.

Subject: Mom in lacy nightie succkking my cankerberry

by Alexander Papsmear January 5, 2006