Canada Hating Grandma

Hates her "favorite" son because he moved to Canada. Thinks anyone who isn't Chinese is some kind of rapist. Has never been to an actual school. She thinks world war II is going on in Canada. Paralized and stays in a bed all day. Real name is ____ ____ Stick, which makes sense because if she says anything racist ever again I will shove a stick up her saggy ass.

My Canada Hating Grandma just got hit by a bus... #karma

by Your ugly ass mother May 20, 2017

Canadaboo

Americans, who sew the Canadian flag or other explicitly Canadian displays onto their backpacks, when they travel abroad, and pretend to be Canadians. Many American liberals do this when travelling to Europe, to avoid being hated by European liberals for things like the Iraq War, where the US often drag their European allies into those wars and murder thousands of civilians. Or other American things that many Europeans often hate or look down on.

You can often spot Canadaboos in European countries like France, trying awkwardly to mimic Canadian behaviors that they saw on TV shows.

Canadaboo: Hello, I'm Canadian, eh. How aboot we grab a glass of maple syrup while playing ice hockey, and listen to some Justin Biever, eh. Oh, and I just want to say I'm soory aboot nothing.

Canadian: What the...

by Jooduk September 21, 2019

Moving to Canada

Something American liberals threaten to do when some right-wing nutjob looks like they could become the President.

"If that crazy bastard Rick Santorum becomes President, I'm moving to Canada."

by Oscar MacGorden June 11, 2012

the Crime Candidate

An increasingly popular nickname for the so far thrice-indicted ex-President Trump, due to how apparent it is that the one thing we can expect 45 to do reliably is to be engaged in criminal activity.

Sometimes referred to as “DJ Sticky Little Trumpfingers,” and sometimes “the Golden Crapper King,” the more simple and elegant nickname, “the Crime Candidate,” has been widely established to be the favorite moniker among his many Mafia buddies.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2023

Canada

Hey,
I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really, really nice, uh,
I have a Prime Minster not a president,
I speak English and French, not American,
and I pronounce it about, not a boot,
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.

thank you very much!

by devon April 24, 2003

Boards Of Canada

Michael Sandison and Marcus Eoin's cult electronic band, best known for the albums 'Music Has the Right To Children' and 'Geogaddi'. Michael Sandison and Marcus Eoin were both born in Scotland and have enjoyed underground acclaim for their work, some of their music has also featured in David Firth's 'Salad Fingers' animations.

They are currently releasing work through Warp Records.

Dude have you heard Boards Of Canada's song XYZ?

by Pusher November 18, 2005

Canada

land of beautiful women, inexpensive hard liquor and polar bears.

lets go to canada!

by asef April 3, 2003