Grandama Canal

This term is used to describe when one is having unlubricated sexual intercourse with their grandmother, but the hard penis is too sturdy for the grandmother’s saggy and dry vagina to handle, thus ripping the walls off of the vagina like paper and the blood pools and fills up the vagina, imitating the water in the Panama Canal.

Person #1: Hey bud, how was your grandmother yesterday?

Person #2: Not too good, I created a Grandama Canal and she had to go the the gynecologist.

by theguyinwalmart January 7, 2018

muddy canal

After you stick a finger into a butt hole you then stick that finger into someone's ear giving them a muddy canal. The muddy is the shit on your finger and the canal is the ear canal where the shit gets stuck. It's like a dirty sanchez for the ear!

dirty sanchez muddy canal

by PeterRoss January 25, 2014

manama canal

Another way to refer to the grundle.

John tried to kick me in the asshole but it went south and tore up my manama canal. So tender.

by JurassicJake March 26, 2016

Suez Canal

When your shit won't flush down, and sits in the bottom of the bowl at an angle.

Leaving stall to next guy in line, "I flushed three times, but it's the Suez Canal in there."

by Sam_R. September 24, 2021

breaching the canal

an extremely long period of releasing body fluids.

is it raining in texas or are you breaching the canal?

by renaynay February 9, 2009

Eerie Canal

The act of accomplishing male climax into the ear of another person.

"You know how Betsy's been a little deaf recently? I totally gave her an Eerie Canal last weekend."

by Niggle McNeil March 10, 2008

canal cream

The lubricating fluid present within a woman's vagina when she is sexually aroused.

See cunt juice.

1. Besides, you get her going for some piss clit action and her canal cream is gonna have a stronger scent than the few drops of piss on her clit!

2. Canal cream FTW!

3. mmmmmm canal cream........... That's like some sort of Ice Cream flavor isn't it?

by Ghostwulfe July 4, 2005