Calzini

Gay male anal sex.

Yesterday Fredrico and Chep did some Calzini.

by R256 September 20, 2003

Calzone

A Calzone, or Calzoning, is the ultimate violent act with steps inspired by actual the food, a calzone. It involves hiring somebody to rape the victim (cheese), squeezing the juices some of their organs all over them while theyre alive (tomato sauce), then chopping them and their family up (meatballs, pepporoni, etc.), and then deep frying the entire mess.

1. Riley is so damn annoying, I'm about ready to Calzone him!
2. Person 1: Yo, i just murdered a gang leader last night dawg.
Person 2: Really? I Calzoned a man for mowing my lawn too short.
Person 1: That's whack whitey!

by 4 guys 1 computer August 7, 2010

calzini

man of many stupid opinions can also have a tendency to fuck up alot and is alittle slow at everything 90% addicted to aim

calzini is always late

calzini fucks up alot

by Anonymous September 20, 2003

batman calzony

A confectious dish filled with grease, manduca larvae, pepperoni, cum cheese, and nice moist bread. A delectable and savory treat that will be sure to fill up all your holes.

Hey, have you had that batman calzony yet?

No, but I will now because I am a retard!!!! :)))

by hawaiicaesarsnftballs February 8, 2022

margaret lillian calzaretta

bitch

wow margaret lillian calzaretta is a bitch

by potatohut March 28, 2015

filthy calzone

When you and your partner shit in the hand of your hand and begin to jack you off with the shity lubricated hand.

hey Joseph want to go pull off the old filthy calzone and then catch a movie after I her garfield two is pritty good.

by clereance drinkwater July 16, 2006

calzer

shagging with your friends mum who you met on xbox because you never go out!

he did a calzer!

by mexican jew September 28, 2011