San Clemente, California

A town in the south of Orange County. It used to be a really cool low-key beach town. Now it is just a blingy place with a bunch of wanna-bes who are upsidedown in their mortgages. It is filled with botox hags/40 year old ex strippers/"cheerleaders" who are so worthless they can't even get a job. They sit around and scream at their wannabe surfer husbands because they can't make enough money to keep up with what they think is their "lifestyle." Some may or may not be swingers. The houses were build like crap in the early and mid two thousands. These bozos paid way too much for the houses and now they are stuck with homes they couldn't afford in the first place.

Walking through the mall I noticed 6 botox hags. They must be from San Clemente, California Wish they would put on more clothes I really don't want to look at them.

by tankerperson June 17, 2011

Califreezy

A cold-ass day in Northern California when it's below 45 degrees.
Or a summer day in San Francisco.

"Have you seen my hoodie and scarf? It's califreezy outside!"

by laralove August 4, 2007

california peeker

Gentleman who while you are at a urinal turns and checks out your gear.

Dude, I was at a Cubs game and I totally ran into a California peeker!

by Papamook May 14, 2015

california zipper

A stable line usally above the belly button from gunshot wounds typical with gangmembers.

Got that California zipper boy

by bowhunter212 July 30, 2016

Brando California

He created an app similar to tinder called farmersonly.com which he sold for $5.7 million dollars and moved back to his hometown of Imlay City where he reconnected with old school friends and now covers everyone's bar bill.

Have you met my friend, Brando California?
Oh god here comes Dammit Donald, Nick the Dick, and Brando California!

by Midgetnick June 16, 2019

California Steeple

When you and a buddy are having a threesome with a girl, and you are each sucking on one of her tits. You then take your outside hand, and give each other a high-five above your heads, therefore creating a "steeple" under which you can continue to enjoy the sweet breast meat.

Guy #1 - Yo dude, Jodie and I wanna have a threesome with you, are you in?
Guy #2 - For sure man, as long as we can do the California Steeple.
Guy #1 - Uhh, Duh!

by Nate and Danny April 1, 2009

California Turn Signal

Flipping the bird, usually to another driver, either upon witnessing an act of pure idiocy or during road rage.

That old fart is doing 20 under the limit in the carpool lane....give 'em the California Turn Signal, will ya?

by The Fuck You Soul Brother October 18, 2003