Calgary Tower 

When a girl has her period, and is wearing a tampon, you pull the tampon out and stick it in her ass. Then have sex in a position so that the tampon is sticking up in the air so that she looks like the Calgary tower. When you're done, take the tampon out of her ass and reinsert it back into her pussy. You can follow this up with a Dirty Lanny.

My girl pissed me off so we did the Calgary Tower and I finished it off with a Dirty Lanny

Calgary Tower by UrbanDick March 27, 2007

calgary flames 

Kick ass NHL team. A team in which I have been cheering on since before last year. Skilled players, cool coach, awesome team. Way better than the Leafs.

I love the Calgary Flames!

calgary flames by Lexi January 21, 2005

calgary clam bake 

When a member of the Calgary Flames cums on the outside of a vagina then dries it with a lit candle.

Man I lost a lot of hair when Mark Giordano Calgary Clam Baked me.

calgary clam bake by Old mangy kitty June 23, 2015

calgary flames 

An NHL team located in Calgary, Alberta, Canada whose only won the Stanley Cup once in 89'. They choked in the final round in 04' to Tampa Bay. Their famed player and basically the whole team is Jarome Iginla "Iggy".

Whats the difference between the Calgary flames and a bra? The flames only have one cup.

calgary flames by wakka August 8, 2005

Calgary Flames 

A Canadian team with a rabid fan base who seem to believe this team is actually going somewhere when in reality that is face first into the trash. The Edmonton Oilers are the Flames arch enemy. While both teams are not very good at this moment in time at least the Flames have Jarome Iginla.

Calgary Fan: The Calgary Flames are the best team ever!!!

Hockey fan: No way the Flamers suck, you suck and your mother sucks.

Calgary Flames by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

calgary flames 

A NHL team located in Calgary, Alberta. The star players are: 1.Jarome iginla 2.Dion Phaneuf 3.Kristian Huseliuss 4. Miika Kipprusoff. The deadmonton oilers seem to think they are rivals to the flames because they are about 3 hours away. they wouldnt think that if kipper kept letting goals in.

bill: dude did u see kipper shutout the oilers and phaneuf get ejected for knocking sean whorecoff out cold? jack:No shit that happens every time they play! bill: O ya. Calgary flames rock

calgary flames by Scyllian February 20, 2008

Calgary Flames 

The laughingstock of Alberta. The have by far the dumbest fans in the NHL, who think the Shames are an NHL powerhouse despite the fact that they've went past the first round only once since 1989. They are one Kiprusoff away from a top ten draft pick. Their gap-toothed fans are either filthy, strech-marked gutterwhores or inbred mulletheads who live in a time where the Camaro is the epitome of high-class.

The Shames can't score to save their lives, and depend on their exciting combination of clutch-and-grab and depending on their goalie to be MVP every single game. A Battle of Alberta at the MaxipadDome includes Oilers fans invading that dump of an arena, and outcheering Shames fans in their own building. It's quite a spectacle!

Shames fans tend to make it through their day by convincing themselves that they are better than Edmonton. An inferiority complex is an ugly thing.

The Oilers are your daddy, and don't you forget it Mulletgary!

The Calgary Flames are synomynous with "Choke".

Calgary Flames by Who;s your daddy? September 10, 2006