Calamity Coitus

The act of the 3 girls from Amphibia (Anne, Sasha, and Marcy) having three way girl sex

After the three girls reunited at the third temple, they spent the night doing some calamity coitus

by Funnyclock301956 May 26, 2021

calamityabi

She’s a very beautiful girl, I don’t really know her, but I wish I did, she seems very nice. She also seems very cool nvm she is cool, she listens to ZAYN. She’s atm(13th of June 2021)not long away from 2k followers, which is a pretty big group of people(hope she reaches 2k soon)

Person: who’s calamityabi?
Other person: only like one of the coolest 1D tiktokers

by Heazzs June 13, 2021

Calamitous

involved with disaster, chaos and catastrophe

The collapse of the huge shopping mal; was utterly calamitous.

by kangsaebyeokplayer67 November 21, 2021

Calamity

ZAYN MALIKS BEST SONG IN THE ENTIRE WORLD STREAM NOBODY IS LISTENING

"have you heard calamity by Zayn?"

"Yes it's the best song."
"I know"

by Xwallst19 April 10, 2022

Calamity

A group of 4 or more wankers

Look over there it's a calamity

by Juicyfruit668 January 26, 2026

Calamity In Your Dancing Pants

To have one's mind blown. Question everything you know to be true.

"After hearing that Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire, you had a calamity in your dancing pants."

by Sparky1992 May 9, 2025

CalamityMan

A surreal figure who appears precisely when things go wrong, not to help, but to narrate the chaos with theatrical flair with a suspiciously wet sandwich in his pocket.

The CalamityMan doesn’t solve problems. He magnifies them. He arrives uninvited, wearing a trench coat made of expired insurance policies, and speaks only in riddles, screams, and outdated Latin proverbs.

He gives the illusion of action, like pointing at things, whispering to walls, licking envelopes ...but ultimately contributes nothing except confusion and a faint smell of licorice.

“Everything was fine until the printer exploded and the CalamityMan showed up with a kazoo and a bucket of mayonnaise.”
“We thought the Wi-Fi was down, but it was just slow. Still, the CalamityMan came and performed a silent interpretive dance in the hallway.”

by Zeverkieken September 16, 2025