n. a girl who recieves a 9.5 on the hotness scale until she enters a dorm of drunken guys, says nothing, eats cake, and leaves
by udcakeeater May 16, 2011
by nowell tebet March 31, 2003
A fat or obese person who takes food with them to the restroom/toilet to be eaten in order to replenish the waste they are leaving.
Uncle Paul : E-Rock is eating pound cake on the shitter again.
Chip : Why Uncle Paul?
Uncle Paul : Because chip, E-Rock's is a doody boy cake eater and his wife is a fatty fucker and he hates to disappoint.
Chip : Why Uncle Paul?
Uncle Paul : Because chip, E-Rock's is a doody boy cake eater and his wife is a fatty fucker and he hates to disappoint.
by EvilMuppet January 24, 2012
that damn cake eater is getting all the attention from those girls while we're here fuckin talkin to each other... why the hell am i talking you anyways vinny??? i want some poon tang tonight.
by dmvocals May 28, 2008