Shit-canned 

To get fired.

Did you hear what happened to Tom B? He got shit-canned yesterday!

Shit-canned by Luckyfindz December 22, 2008

canned heat

Blues-rock band that was vey popular during the late 1960s. The band was fronted by singer Bob "The Bear" Hite and singer/rhythm guitarist/harmonica player Alan "Blind Owl" Wilson. The other band members were lead guitarist Henry Vestine, bassist Larry Taylor, and drummer Fito De La Parra.
Alan, Bob, and Henry have since passed on, but Fito and Larry still tour as Canned Heat.

Sam: Who does that song "Going Up The Country"??
Wendy: It's Canned Heat dude!

canned heat by Jack Bond September 21, 2007

cainen

general sexyness

he is so cainen

cainen by cjbdog February 23, 2009

Canned Bullshit

1) something incredibly wrong even more wrong than a normal bullshit.

2) A lie that is even more of a lie than a normal bullshit lie

3) Somethint so exaggerated that can't be definied just a bullhit. Then it's a CANNED BULLSHIT.

" I can wank 5 times in a row and then fuck 15 girls in a row ...
...DUDE....that's CANNED BULLSHIT!"

Canned Bullshit by Canned man December 28, 2011

caindrac 

A gay lesbian someone so gay they are straight.

Did you see that Caindrac Christian

caindrac by Notcaindrac November 15, 2013

Canned Bread 

That shit that Squidward can't believe the store has.

I bet they won't have... wow, they have it! Canned bread!

Canned Bread by RivaL214 January 9, 2023

cinedvil 

cinedvil is a very cool person but they like doing coke off a strippers asshole so be prepared to engage in unusual acitivity if they pick you as they marijuana fairy. cinedvil hates armpits so make sure you cover them because they think it's haram to show them. other than that, they're very nice and fun to be around < 3

cinedvil! wanna do drugs?

cinedvil by cinedvil January 10, 2023