brand caddy

Someone who purchases (expensive) Branded accessories for an activity without being able to do it, like Golf Caddies are weighed down with equipment but not actually playing.

“Yeah, Justin new deck is sick but he can’t even skate dude, he’s just a Brand Caddy.”

by Budget Ninja August 21, 2014

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Anal caddy

When one transports another golfers clubs through inserting them into their own anus.

The Masters was won on a great tip from Phil Mickelsons Anal Caddy.

by Tron35 July 26, 2007

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clit caddy

clit caddy-A gap in one's two front teeth; The perfect space to insert a clitoris during cunnilingus.

Mr. Strahan of the New York Football Giants, Superbowl 42 champs, has one nice clit caddy.

by Renee Big Sexy Jefferson February 6, 2008

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Lane Bryant Caddy

The poor husbands and boyfriends that have to follow thier wives/gfs around the mall, hauling endless amounts of bags, sometimes aided by a stroller.

Friend: Yo, B, wanna hit the links today?
LBC: Nah Brah, wifey-poo says panties are on sale 5 for $25, so I'm stuck being a Lane Bryant Caddy today.
Friend: Thas Crazy!

by ScotttheBee March 8, 2010

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beer caddy

The person who holds your beer when you're about to do something epic.

Florida man never goes anywhere without his beer caddy. You have to be prepared for awesomeness.

by Uncle Andy 13 April 15, 2021

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A person who carries around all your belongings when going out. i.e wallet, phone, keys. He is responsible for all of these things and is responsible if anything is lost.

You can also have your life caddy answer your phone calls, responds to texts, and pay for your drinks at the bar from the money in your wallet that he is currently holding.

I'm defiantly going to need a life caddy for my 21st birthday, i don't want to lose my phone

by Junior Battle January 31, 2010

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sauce caddy

(n.) An assortment of Taco Bell sauces artfully arranged in the slats of your automobile's air vents

Chelsea: What the -- goddamn it, I asked for fire sauce, not three milds and medium! Go back around the drive-thru!

Rachel: Calm the fuck down. We still have six packets in the sauce caddy.

by dj1durland February 25, 2011

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