tweed cabinet

Rural slang from the South of England for the female genitalia. Like the gun cabinet, the key is kept elsewhere, but when inside the contents are just as explosive.

Her tweed cabinet was locked in line with government legislation

by suits_you_sir June 19, 2010

blast cabinet

A box or chamber of modest dimensions; usually with one or more handles on the upper surface. The primary use of this cabinet is the disposal of explosive loads of semen or other masturbatory effluent.

I'm going to go use the ol' blast cabinet and then I'll freshen up.

by Hogleg samurai November 30, 2013

kush cabinet

Stealth grow system for medical marijuana. Grows plants without sunlight indoors.

My buddy just got this thing called the kush cabinet, it's an indoor garden it's sick.

by Grower1 June 26, 2015

Sinner Cabinet

jail/prison slang
another word for prison

"hey did you hear they threw bob in the sinner cabinet?"
"what'd he do?"
"he gave the police chief's daughter an angry dragon"

by sinnercan February 12, 2023

queef cabinet

An alternate way to refer to the female genitals. Usually in a derogatory way.

A: How are things going with Brittany?
J: Everything was great, until she showed me her queef cabinet.

by Waynezz123 August 29, 2023

kitchen cabinet

an unofficial group of advisers to a president or other chief executive, usually consisting of people who are close to them

Nothing would get done if all the Kitchen cabinet of every democracy's president got together.

by The Return of Light Joker July 31, 2011

war cabinet

(n.) A group of angry old brits complaining about the price of tea and mumbling about the good old days. Based on the war cabinet, a group of old brits who....etc.

heh, check out the "war cabinet" over there.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004