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craft room 

A place where pre-menopausal women go to assemble substitutions for an enjoyable sex life after 40. The shambled, disheveled appearance of the room is a metaphor for the wreck they once called a love life. This phase is a precursor to Crazy Cat Lady. Avoid anything other than hookups with his type

Guy 1: Yo I heard you you hooked up with some tail last night at the pub.

Guy 2: Yeah, but she had a craft room so I had to bust up outta there.

Guy 2: Woah! I'm surprised she didn't try to get you to change chandelier.
That chick has a craft room. She clearly sucks at relationships.
craft room by Dickshunharry October 8, 2014
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craft mac and cheese 

When a nigga be hungry as fuck and he tell his bitch to make him some damn noodles with cheese on em, that's the shit he expect.
Make me some damn craft Mac and cheese bitch.

Craft store discount 

When a person ejaculates onto another and then dumps glitter onto them
He said he wanted a glitter beard, so I gave him a craft store discount

Craft Training

is a mint oul place in omagh, strabane, Derry and cookstown ye should join rightly...
dont be a bum all yer life and join Craft Training todayyy.

Craft Beard

Adj. The guy who grew a beard to fit in to his NEW friend group of craft beer drinkers & brewers to feel like he belongs.
That guy Matt is talking shit and criticizing a brewer's methods now because he's got a craft beard.
Craft Beard by Thundersnow11 September 18, 2019

Craft Ice Cream 

Ice cream that is made in small batches and is usually run as a small business
I'd love to have some craft ice cream one day
Craft Ice Cream by phillydeee March 26, 2021

Craft Mine

Minecraft but a lot cool okay
Imma go play some Craft Mine mom now shush!