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Cosmo

A homeless British man who is on the run after breaking in to a hospital and stealing all of the morphine
Damn cosmo stole all my morphine
by Henry simons May 2, 2022
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Cosmo

by Anonymous August 31, 2003
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Cosmo'd

Trying to show off and you break your car.
He cosmo'd in front of those girls over there.
by frankz December 2, 2007
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Cliq Cosmo

A young upcoming group of four artists from Toronto, ON. The artists include Bashful, Rewind, Gwop, and Chilli Chilly.
Stuart: "HEY! Did you see Cliq Cosmo perform!?"
Anne: "YEA! They were AMAZING!"
Elizabeth: "I LIKE SHELLFISH" *hits herself in the face
by JessiicaBarbiie October 22, 2011
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cosmonaut

An astronaut of Russia(or the former Soviet Union) is called a "cosmonaut". The word was derived from "kosmos"(universe) and "nautes"(sailor/navigator).
American space travelers are astronauts; Russian space travelers are cosmonauts; Chinese space travelers are taikonauts.
by DQ October 22, 2003
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cosmo

Fucked up magazine that encourages people to have promiscuous sex, despirte knowing its average reader is an 11 year old girl. See slut skank and sheep
Next month in Cosmo: Give great head to a guy who's too young to cum!
by Wyl January 3, 2004
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Cosmo Fuck Tips

"Scientific" fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine, directed to morons who confuse muscle spasms with orgasms. Such as:
Before sex, go for a run, which "will raise her dopamine levels, easing her anxieties."
Cook some asparagus, since "it's packed with zinc, a key mineral needed for maintaining erections."
Eat some chocolate — it's caffeinated and so "can jolt the sex drive."
Drink orange juice. "Vitamin C boosts your adrenaline" and "the citrus will jumpstart her arousal system." Just drink it quickly, because she's about to start moaning, and once she does, she'll never stop.
Our sexual life? Awesome!!! We follow scientific Cosmo fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine. You know... sex is just dopamine, androstadienone, phenylethylamine, zinc, and vitamin C.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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