by Wet Cosmo April 05, 2017
Any fellow who lives south of College Street, loves shoe shopping, lives in a very virtual world and has never visited a country fair that has a camel attraction.
"That guy over there - eating the Montreal Smoke Meat Sandwich from Schwartz's . . . he's uber Cosmo Urbane"
by Coz November 02, 2004
by Aynonmous August 02, 2015
by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 December 28, 2021
A slightly deformed young woman with profoundly wide jawbones.
Usually selected by a Dyke who operates in the background of a widely distributed women's magazine, she is selected to be on the cover and she will be recognized by having distracting eye and lip makeup.
Paradoxically, this distraction from her jaw deformity is attractive to (or ignored by) many normal, middle-class, female magazine purchasers, and such magazines profit well from the display of their osteo-warped models. Some even go on to become movie stars despite their handicaps.
Often classified as a fetish, the best explanation is that Dykes somehow are attracted to wide jaws in females as a faux masculine trait, and thereby acceptable where a genuine male jaw would not.
Usually selected by a Dyke who operates in the background of a widely distributed women's magazine, she is selected to be on the cover and she will be recognized by having distracting eye and lip makeup.
Paradoxically, this distraction from her jaw deformity is attractive to (or ignored by) many normal, middle-class, female magazine purchasers, and such magazines profit well from the display of their osteo-warped models. Some even go on to become movie stars despite their handicaps.
Often classified as a fetish, the best explanation is that Dykes somehow are attracted to wide jaws in females as a faux masculine trait, and thereby acceptable where a genuine male jaw would not.
by FunkyObserver September 13, 2011
Object Cosmos is a show created by Circledude236, or CD236, now we call him Cringedude236. CD236 made oc very toxic that everyone nukes it. Object Cosmos is a very cringy space show that every episode is cringe, even the QnA. CD236 made planets pregnant, have fetishes-ewww-, draw cringe faces and pose, and makes everything from Ohio!!! When viewers look at object cosmos, just any oc episodes or shows, they always die of cringe. Like I was saying, oc is a cringy space show that is a piece of shit!!! OBJECT COSMOS MUST DIE!! OBJECT COSMOS MUST DIE!!! OBJECT COSMOS MIST FUCKING DIE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRUHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Circledude236 did the most unforgivable thing! He made oc that is shit! He made planets pregnant and every episode from Ohio! Fuck off CD236 AND FUCK OF OBJECT COSMOS!!! *deep inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
by TanglefingStar January 21, 2023