A cell phone or pager, set on vibrate that has been left on a surface such as a desk or conference table. Usually the owner of the unit has left the area giving plenty of time to annoy fellow employees.
Shortened to: Jumping Bean
Shortened to: Jumping Bean
"Argh! Somebody tell Jim to stop leaving his corporate jumping bean lying around, it's driving me crazy!"
by Kyle Bellamy December 12, 2006
Get the Corporate Jumping Bean mug.1. One who serves a corporate entity (rather than just working) to extremes who willingly, knowingly and carelessly violates peoples rights, commits fraud, causes harms and dangers and generally bows down to a false authority created by an unhealthy allegiance to their paycheck masters.
2. An ignorant slave to a corporate power who sacrifices moral integrity to gain money, power or prestige.
3. Law enforcement personnel who define themselves as "Police" rather than "Peace" officers.
4. Any person who believes that their job gives them a right or the power to abuse or advantage others.
2. An ignorant slave to a corporate power who sacrifices moral integrity to gain money, power or prestige.
3. Law enforcement personnel who define themselves as "Police" rather than "Peace" officers.
4. Any person who believes that their job gives them a right or the power to abuse or advantage others.
The airport public relations representative acted like a true Corporate Clown even in the presence of a peace officer informing him he was wrong in trying to exceed his power and exercise authority he did not have, while protecting the rights of citizens handing out TSA opt-out fliers to travelers.
by infowarrior DD November 29, 2012
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A person in a conflict-oriented profession (ie assassin, negotiator, advertising personnel, etc)who follows a samurai-like code of ethics. This generally means limiting collateral damage (whatever that might be, depending on the profession), treating their job as 'just business (not bringing personal animosity into competition),' and respecting competitors in their profession. Coined as a part of the cyberpunk movement in science fiction, and exemplified by Case in Neuromancer by William Gibson, and Hiroaki Protagonist in Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson.
by BattleSchoolGraduate March 28, 2006
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2) A sophisticated system of propaganda that pretends it's not
3) A handful of mega-corporations that protect their rich buddies
2) A sophisticated system of propaganda that pretends it's not
3) A handful of mega-corporations that protect their rich buddies
by nihilix October 3, 2003
Get the corporate media mug.A Sacraficial Lamb used to take the blame for a mis-managed project that actually has a long history of problems created by people long since promoted and moved elsewhere before the project is inherited by the pawn and hits a catastrophic unrecoverable demise.
Upon realizing the eminent the demise of a project promote everyone tied to it's history out of the department before hiring the Corporate Pawn to take on the projects responsibilities. Leave no former connections to the prior project team before hiring the pawn. Leave the pawn completly in the dark as much as possible while they try to navigate their sinking ship. Tell the pawn that the ship is in great shape, good luck and you are counting on them. The pawn will tell you otherwise eventually. Prepare documentation to fire the pawn as soon as the pawn starts to realize they have no means of sustainability.
by CleverDog August 9, 2009
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Get the corporate art style mug.Oh, him? He got to the top by being a corporate fluffer. Another one of those, "the employees, have to be qualified, but the managers don't."
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