cooking with ruben

Cooking with Ruben is an extremely popular online video featuring Ruben and his buddies. They attempt on making cake

“I can’t wait to watch cooking with Ruben for the 58th time today!”

by uR dED NaN haRRhAR!!1!111 October 30, 2017

Cooking the sausage

When male inserts his penis into a vagina however does not remove it and continues to leave it there for a length of time

Ben had an amazing night cooking the sausage with Jane

by AltCro March 28, 2018

Cooking the Cans

Taking alcoholic beverage cans and putting them in a fire to burn off the label. Usually performed by minors or people in areas where alcohol is prohibited.

The group of teens cooked their cans by throwing them in a fire as they drank.

Troy: We should be Cooking the Cans.
Roy: What?
Troy: Put the cans in the fire to burn the labels off.

by IowaScholar July 4, 2019

cooking with fatty

When you are sucking neck sweat of a fatty and it gets hot like when you are cooking.

Look she is so sweaty, she must have been cooking with fatty.

by Syrupfreak January 17, 2020

Cooking With Jack

Non existent. Don't search it up on youtube.

E - Do you guys wanna watch cooking with Jack?

D - ew no what the fuck

by Cheese/Cb April 7, 2022

cooking jamaican

masturbating.
pretty self explainitory. i mean, what else would you call jerking yourself.

"last night i had to bunk with john, it was awful"
"why?"
"he was cooking jamaican all night!"
"huh?"
"He just wouldn't stop jerking his chicken!!"

by andrw May 15, 2007

Cooking Pancakes

Euphemism for sex, esp. early morning wake-up sex.

When I woke up after the party, this chick I didn't know was in my bed. Next thing you know, we were cooking pancakes.

by fnnky January 23, 2009