cushion contact

When you're having sex with a fat girl and accidentally fuck one of her folds.

"I was about to bust when I realized it was just cushion contact."

by Cookie Monsieur April 12, 2010

Dirty Contact

When you open a girls eyelid and come in it.

We got so wild, I opened her eyes wide and gave that bitch a dirty contact!

by DirtyContact January 3, 2011

text contact

A hypothetical situation in which contact is made with someone or something improbable (e.g. Aliens) through text message via cell phone.

I can't believe the way we make contact with alien life is by text contact." Fred said as he paced the room, "By a tween from New Jersey no less."

by Soice Feos November 8, 2010

contact parker

A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.

"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"

"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."

"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"

by hmakav February 5, 2013

high contact

when two people high on marijuana in public make eye contact and and realizes the other is high.

"Dude i was at McDonald's earlier and made high contact with this guy. He was trippin hard."

by bluntberrycrunch November 11, 2014

Quarterback contact

The one person in the group who puts in the effort to organise shit, text people individually, and round up the troops.

Quarterback contacts can be found orchestrating elaborate plays on WhatsApp and iMessage groups to trick the whole squad into getting together.

Every group needs one.

William knows exactly who to say is coming to each person in the group to get them to show up. He’s the admin of 4 group chats and is always on his phone. He is his group’s Quarterback Contact.

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

contact cringe

The automatic biological response to cringe away from any sort of human contact. Prominently found in the introvert strand of the homo sapien species.

"Dude It was just a pat on the back, what's with the contact cringe?"

by IDCC May 7, 2017