To have sexual intercourse with, including rape and beastiality. Normally used in the context of sex without any consent.
"Not three weeks before this he was run out of Fort Smith Arkansas for having congress with a goat. Yes lady, that is what I said. Goat." - Cormac McCarthy (Blood Meridian)
by jahm3z April 20, 2009
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Coined during the 2013 government shutdown. Used literally, as opposed to the sarcastic "thanks Obama."
Coined during the 2013 government shutdown. Used literally, as opposed to the sarcastic "thanks Obama."
The NSF, NIST, NASA, NIH, FDA, EPA, etc were shut down, we lost around 300,000 jobs and $24 billion from the economy – thanks, Congress!
by Dylan Bleier November 2, 2013
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The kama sutra blowjob. This includes the steps of:
The nominal congress
Biting the sides
Pressing outside
Pressing inside
Kissing
Rubbing
Sucking a mango fruit
Swallowing up
The nominal congress
Biting the sides
Pressing outside
Pressing inside
Kissing
Rubbing
Sucking a mango fruit
Swallowing up
by Compoura October 22, 2009
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by KCOC AKNAW June 22, 2014
Get the sexual congress mug.Student Congress, or StuCo, is like baseball, put simply it is EXTREMELY boring to watch, however it can be a lot of fun if you are good.
WARNING: Not for the faint of heart, most rounds last for hours, beware of noob fish that think they know something, trying to knock you off base with lame speeches that are essentially a regurgitated form of what the last semi-intelligent person just got done saying!!! And always, ALWAYS vote for unlimited personal privileges, and never vote for imbeciles to be your PO, or you will be POed.
WARNING: Not for the faint of heart, most rounds last for hours, beware of noob fish that think they know something, trying to knock you off base with lame speeches that are essentially a regurgitated form of what the last semi-intelligent person just got done saying!!! And always, ALWAYS vote for unlimited personal privileges, and never vote for imbeciles to be your PO, or you will be POed.
Dude, Student Congress is a lot of fun at district and nats, but it is freaking ridiculous at Hallsville.
by StuCo King May 6, 2009
Get the Student Congress mug.The room in a home (house, apartment, condo, ect.) in which the people engage in the most sexual congress.
Example 1
Newly Wed : Uh, wow, I guess this is our Congress room! *Indicating the bathroom*
Example 2
Woman : *Drunk, frisky, waiting her husband to open the front door.* No detours! The Congress Room as soon as we're inside!
Man : I love this woman!
Newly Wed : Uh, wow, I guess this is our Congress room! *Indicating the bathroom*
Example 2
Woman : *Drunk, frisky, waiting her husband to open the front door.* No detours! The Congress Room as soon as we're inside!
Man : I love this woman!
by Radrito June 10, 2007
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