Congratufuckinglations

When someone thinks they made a good comment, joke, statement, or accomplished something when in reality it made them look like a complete idiot.

Steve: Your mom was good last night! Oh I got you soo good!

John: Congratufuckinglations my mom is 76 and overweight. Good one man.

Or, Max: Yes I finally beat level 25 im fucking awesome.

James: Wow, congratufuckinglations why don't you go outside now you geek.

by fossboss August 28, 2009

Congratu-Flippin' Lations

Deriving from the Greek word Συγχαρητήρια/Syncharitíria but more commonly known to have been created by Ciaran Convey, Congratu-Flippin' Lations is an act of expressing praise, used in song by popular singer; Post Malone's (Congratulations ft. Quavo) in 2017

Well, Congratu-Flippin' Lations we just conceded another goal.

by CiaranClap December 13, 2022

Congratusorry

A word that simultaneously expresses both joy and condolence for the fortunes of another, "congratusorry" should be directed towards an individual when they suffer disappointing results from a situation that typically concludes with a positive outcome. A question mark after congratusorry isn't entirely necessary, but can prove helpful in ambiguous situations. (Also see "seizing defeat from the jaws of victory".)

Jim: My wife just had a baby.
Bob: That's wonderful...
Jim: It wasn't mine.
Bob: Oh... congratusorry?

by Le_Sigh December 30, 2008

Congratullatio

A form of cunnilingus given after a spectacular feat that merits congratulations.

The man scored a touchdown and received post-game Congratullatio.

by Ballers4lyfe October 29, 2010

congratrollations

The expression of success for an internet troll; the act of congratulating someone sarcastically by trolling them.

Congratrollations, I guess you made a point, ass.

by amclay April 13, 2011

Congratsturbating

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

(from April 29th, 2013 The Daily Show with Jon Steward) - featuring the Urban Dictionary word "Procrasturbating"

Sen. Susan Collins (R): "It's nice to know, that when we work together we really can solve problems!"

Jon: "Yeah, how nice from you - I think I have a new word for the Urban Dictionary: Congratsturbating."

by Al P Trollolol April 30, 2013

congratulotions

A formal form of expressing joy for someone's acomplishments

The word is from modern Ozian.

Tim: Hey, Jay, Kim and I are going to get married.

Jay: Congratulotions!!!

by Tommy Artist December 29, 2007