Comment Battle

A quarrel between two people over the internet, that normally turns out to be completely meaningless.
The argument is usually settled by one side's realization of the pointlessness and stops replying, either that or one person blocks the other.

What? X-Box is better than PS3?? I hope hes prepared to have a comment battle.

by DaUnknown2BComical1 February 18, 2011

Comment Circus

When two or more people end up spurring humourous comments back and forth to one another after initial humour has been brought to the table. This results in the conversation sentences doing backflips on trapeze and shit.

Taylor: "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me".

Colin: "LOL, m8, sounds like you had a ball?!".

Taylor: "Woah, well, lets just say I didn't hit it off".

Colin: "lallallal".

Taylor cracked a joke and soon both Taylor and Colin had entered into a comment circus.

by Aerelfirth June 7, 2011

Comment Buzz

When the comments written by the audience or readers are more interesting or humorous than the actual source itself, the only reason you remain in / return to the source is because it has a 'Comment Buzz'. This can be applied to almost any social networking site where viewers can express opinions such as youtube, facebook, twitter, etc.

1) Tim: Dude, you're watching Friday by Rebecca Black? What are you, like 12?
James: Man, chill, sometimes I come for the comment buzz.
Tim: Yeah, sure.

2) Wayne: Check out Alana's hot bikini selfie on Facebook.

Chad: .. Found it. It's not that hot. You can't really see her boobs.
Wayne: Scroll down and check out the comment buzz! There's an argument between her ex, her sister and her new boyfriend. I think her ex is threatening to release her nudes!
Chad: No way!

3) "I'm reading this story online that's pretty lame. Only reason I keep reading is because of the hilarious comment buzz on one of the ships."

by Mang0Luver December 28, 2014

Comment Attention Whore

Person on youtube who writes "Like if You're watching in 2016" or "im only 13 and all listen is punk rock. am i cool yet?"

God that kid is such a Comment Attention Whore.

by Ni11ioN June 10, 2016

[comment] 🤥

Emoji version of "/s" but with an added malicious intent. When you want to say something sarcastically but are also using the sentence to make a pointed remark that you don't want to be mistranslated into an actual compliment.

"So much talent all in one tiktok! 🤥"

"Definitely not doing this for cheap views 🤥"

"I'm laughing so hard right now! 🤥"

Format: "comment 🤥"

by Engnineere March 16, 2021

Comment Reader

1. A person who goes around his/her friend's myspace and reads that person's comments.

2. A person who reads comments on other people's myspace.

Jimmy: Hey Suzie, I see you invited Jake to the concert but not me!

Suzie: How did you know?

Jimmy: I read your comments on your Myspace

Suzie: You Comment reader!!!

Jimmy: That's not what your mom called me yesturday when she posted that bulletin!

by D-Ron Kelso August 15, 2006

Comment War

When a stupid 12 year old doesn't agree with what you comment and starts a "comment war"

Bob the local fat man is twelve years old and loves to cause drama on YouTube by starting comment wars.

by UrbonGuru April 23, 2016