sandwich clamps

A set of clamping mechanisms made of flesh and bone.

What tool do I use to remove this component? Use your "Sandwich Clamps" and pull it out.

by anonymous0666 December 26, 2007

Muffler Clamp

While having anal sex with a woman, asking her to tighten her sphincter muscles as you come.

Damn my dick is sore, I shouldn't have had that chick put the muffler clamp on last night.

by Dunk Funkelman April 22, 2008

Champ Clamp

When you get a clamp and make it clamp down on your dick. It is one of the best sexual pleasure any human can experience. You will instantly climax if done correctly.

"last night I champ clamped and it was fucking epic"

by Bailey Brown lover March 26, 2019

Señor Clamp

a suave son of a bitch who loves to hang out in womens' pants.

Señor: aaaaaaaa Señorita have you ever been clamped before......

Woman: *squelch* oooooooo Señor Clamp

by GCJL September 25, 2008

sandwich clamps

Your hands, used to hold a burger.

Get your sandwich clamps off that!

by Johnny Buff August 27, 2007

clamp god

One who doesn't fuck around on defense and will dunk on your whole squad if the opportunity is provided

" first and foremost I am a clamp God"

by JohnGrotti February 01, 2016

Butt Clamps

A wonderous device to help you survive in prison against horny inmates.

Tony used his Butt Clamps right before he got in the shower and saved himself from the painful agony of the other inmates.

by Dr. Shavargo January 25, 2007