Christ Curious

Having interest in learning about Christianity and/or joining a branch of the Christian faith.

"Many people think I am atheist, but ever since I met that priest I've been Christ Curious."

by NotFromNaperville24 February 4, 2023

Christ On A Fucking Bloody Cross

An expletive used to gain the immediate attention of all Christians within earshot. It also works on non-Christians but usually gets a more humerous response. If children are present just drop "fucking" from the phrase.

"Christ on a fucking bloody cross! You can hear those Christians tapping their tambourines all the way over here!"

"Did you fuck that up again, Mr Christian? Christ on a fucking bloody cross!"

by Jon & Ian November 8, 2007

Christ Cock

An expletive used to express shock, anger, dismay, etc. used similarly to "Jesus Christ" or "Holy Shit."

Best used in public situations or when conversing with religious believers.

Several synonyms may be used in the same way. For example "Holy Member of Jesus," "Christ Cunt," and the increasingly popular "Christ Phallus"

Christ Cock! I missed tonight's episode of Survivor!

Holy Phallus of Christ that woman is attractive!

Christ Cunt! I can't find my keys and I'm late to work!

by The One True Lord Jesus Christ February 27, 2008

Christ Illusion

The ninth studio album by the American thrash metal band and death metal pioneer Slayer. The album was released on August 8, 2006. This is the first album to have Dave Lombardo's drumming skills in since 1990's 'Seasons in the Abyss', and he is more than welcomed back into the Slayer crew. It's a definite improvement from Slayers work over the last 15 years. Lyrical themes explored on Christ Illusion deal with terrorism, warfare and religion, not exactly new to the Slayer style. Doesn't grasp the feeling 'Reigning Blood' or 'Seasons in the Abyss' had, but it comes fairly damn close. A definite must must for Slayer fans of all kinds.

Person 1: It seems like a lot of '80's thrash bands are making great albums over the passed 3 or 4 years.

Person 2: Like who? And what albums?

Person 1: Megadeth with United Abominations, Metallica with Death Magnetic, and Slayer with Christ Illusion.

Person 2: Thanks, I'll probably check those albums out!

by Phazon117 May 16, 2009

christ on a crutch

Christ on a crutch: A term of disbelief or shock. Normally used dismissively.

"Christ on a crutch! Are you that stupid?"

by SherryM November 27, 2007

Christ on a trike

Said as a form of exclamation.

"Christ on a trike, did you see that?!"

by Col Mac September 27, 2007

Christ-more-shit Shop

Otherwise known as the Christmastree Shop, where people go to buy a bunch of cheap, useless crap to fill their pack-ratty homes. "Don't you just love a bargain?" No, if fact, I do not.

Wow, Sam! What are all these plastic flower arrangements and off-season holiday decorations?

Well, the wife went to the Christ-more-shit Shop again.

by perplexiglass December 25, 2009