cocklocks

When a guy's pubes are so completely dirty and unkempt, they resemble dreadlocks.

Dude never groomed himself. It only took a few weeks to develop cocklocks.

by JJ Wu October 31, 2008

[cocklocks]

The style of making dreadlockes out of your pubic hair.

Sebastian got bored with his pubic hair one day and instead of shaving them he turned them into cocklocks.

by sebastianoates January 11, 2009

Chocolocker

Pronounced "Shock o locker" after the movie "Chocolate". A chocolocker occurs when you perform a shocker on someone and are left with residual feces on either one or both of the "poo" fingers.

We were hanging out last night, got a little funky, and I ended up with a chocolocker on my driving hand.

by haskdav February 18, 2011

CockLocked

When a man likes a girl and wants all here “features” Badly and only her.

Man 1: “Dude, im CockLocked of sofia”

Man 2: “ Fight me cause i am too”

by PussySlayer604 May 3, 2018

Chocblocked

When you think a tasty snack contains chocolate chips and it turns out to be RAISINS!

"I thought I bought a chocolate chip cookie! Turns out they were raisins..."
"Damn man, you got totally chocblocked!"
"For real."

by mynameisbop November 12, 2021

locker room cock

A nice floppy cock. When you are in the locker room with your friends, you want to have a floppy cock. This makes the penile apendage appear to be large but not grossly large like an boner would be in the same situation. We all look just to measure up.

hey did you check out his locker room cock for me?
do i look like your bitch?......ok yeah he was fucking jacked with that floppy cock!

by Sargeant Johnson November 28, 2007

Locker Room Cock (LRC)

An 8+ inch cock, when soft, that will obviously blow away the competition in the locker room.

Elric and Brian were taking a shower with the varsity football team after practice, and when we whipped it out, someone yelled and pointed, "Damn!! You guys both have a Locker Room Cock (LRC)!"

by Dave Mitchells February 21, 2006