meat canal

noun,

Colloquial term for a woman's vagina.

Immediately after they began foreplay, she begged him to thrust his bratwurst inside her meat canal.

by Tenshunn January 30, 2017

Grandama Canal

This term is used to describe when one is having unlubricated sexual intercourse with their grandmother, but the hard penis is too sturdy for the grandmother’s saggy and dry vagina to handle, thus ripping the walls off of the vagina like paper and the blood pools and fills up the vagina, imitating the water in the Panama Canal.

Person #1: Hey bud, how was your grandmother yesterday?

Person #2: Not too good, I created a Grandama Canal and she had to go the the gynecologist.

by theguyinwalmart January 08, 2018

Slinging Canal

Female promoting her sexual desires

Friend 1: hey man you see brittney flirting with all them guys at the party last night
Friend 2: yea dude she was out there slinging canal, cat daddy.

by Cat Daddy6.9 April 21, 2019

Suez Canal

When your shit won't flush down, and sits in the bottom of the bowl at an angle.

Leaving stall to next guy in line, "I flushed three times, but it's the Suez Canal in there."

by Sam_R. September 24, 2021

breaching the canal

an extremely long period of releasing body fluids.

is it raining in texas or are you breaching the canal?

by renaynay February 10, 2009

Eerie Canal

The act of accomplishing male climax into the ear of another person.

"You know how Betsy's been a little deaf recently? I totally gave her an Eerie Canal last weekend."

by Niggle McNeil March 10, 2008

canal cream

The lubricating fluid present within a woman's vagina when she is sexually aroused.

See cunt juice.

1. Besides, you get her going for some piss clit action and her canal cream is gonna have a stronger scent than the few drops of piss on her clit!

2. Canal cream FTW!

3. mmmmmm canal cream........... That's like some sort of Ice Cream flavor isn't it?

by Ghostwulfe June 24, 2005