clapture

When a speech receives so much approval from its audience that the speaker ascends into heaven through a ray of light.

Where's Pierre?

Were you not here for his speech? It was incredible. He got claptured.

by Knitsastink March 13, 2020

crapture

May 21, 2011

Bob: Did you hear? That Camping guy said the world's going to end on May 21, 2011!
Joe: Naw man, thats just the crapture that he's spouting.

by 4th315t August 6, 2011

Crapture

Clothes designed by a wanna-be. i.e, Lil' Kim, Tina Knowles, Nelly. sounds like - Couture

"She must have bought that crapture outfit down at the Crenshaw Swap Meet?"

by JeffreyAllen February 3, 2006

.captureaddsx

Its a beautiful, amazing and a cool Sunrae!

I really love them and there the best! <3
There the best friend you could ever have!
Follow them pls! <3

Someone: Do you know ab .captureaddsx?
Me: yea ofc ik there are a amazing fp!

by A wierd lesbian September 4, 2021

Ghost Capturer

One of the characters from the youtube series Ghost Capturers. They use state of the art weapons in order to catch and destroy ghost, similar to the Ghost Busters.

Ooby: Oh no! It's a ghost!

Tuba: It's okay, Ghost Capturers will destroy it! They are here to help!

by Dyli June 15, 2010

Craptured

Capture a Fart in a box and leave it on a desk or in a general area to be opened. Gift wrap it if you wish.

Once a person opens the box they are also considered "Craptured", even if they are not the intended target.

"Fart in a box and set it on the desk"

"You have been Craptured!"

"Maaan, someone just Craptured me!"

by ajisan11 November 16, 2012

capturing a bat

A generic, unverifiable excuse to be late.

I'm capturing a bat. I might be late to work.

by ValidExcuses August 1, 2018