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Cannabis H. Sativa

a phrase used by ganja users to express disappointment, a play on the traditional Jesus H. Christ
Dad: Suzy, did you take the dog for a walk yet?
Suzy: Not yet dad, I will in a minute.
Dad: Cannabis H. Sativa, do I have to do everything around here?
by Ben Verbeck January 6, 2008
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Cannabis Candace

She is sexy, intelligent, funny as hell, smartass and a fucking stoner! And she gets along with just about everybody. Also she's very upfront and if somethings on her mind, she'll speak it.
o0o0ooh SHIT! She's goin Cannabis Candace on dat bitch!!
by the illest bitch March 30, 2009
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Cannabliss

the sublime sensation which consumes one who is committing the act of burning a cherubic herb whilst simultaneously inhaling excellence.
If you see my eyes red like blood, cannabliss has been reached. Where's the Easymac..
by Uncle Colty November 20, 2010
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Cannabisism

The act of cannabis consuming itself in some way.
No.1: "Dude, I think my weed ate itself..."

No.2: "No, not cannabisism, are you sure you didn't smoke it?"

No.1: "Oh yeah, I did."
by RalphHoward November 19, 2013
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Cannabananabis

Hey, Kyle. Have you tried banana and weed together?
I have! It's called Cannabananabis. SWEET!
by ohmygodyoukilledkennyyoubastar January 16, 2015
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Cannaboidal Reflex

The involuntary action of reaching for a smoking device ( bowl, bong, joint) as someone holds it out to you.
Upon physical examination, the Patient demonstrated a 4+ cannaboidal reflex when smoking device was moved into peripheral vision.

John Smith was done smoking and was sufficiently high, but his cannaboidal reflex took over as the bowl was passed in his direction and he was forced to take another hit.
by Billy Blast June 6, 2018
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Cannabisuer

Derives from: a combination of cannabis and connoisseur.

1. An individual who has a expansive knowledge of cannabis.

2. A member of the Cannabisuer Church.

Syn. Pothead

Ant. Cop
Jerico is the founder of the Cannabisuer Church. He is definitely a Cannabisuer at heart! Even the most experienced cannabisuer can smoke themselves into a cannabicoma.
by JerkStonedAf April 23, 2019
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