the best ever. the best beaches, best shopping, in and out, hot people, best weather i mean seriously. snow and ocean. you have to go to the noncrummy places like west side la where the runaway mexicans go or whatever to see. malibu is hot. texas sucks.
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State that claims to have happy cows, but is actually lying. Thinks it makes better cheese than Wisconsin.
State that claims to have happy cows, but is actually lying. Thinks it makes better cheese than Wisconsin.
by darkbluerabbit November 6, 2008
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by Hill5521 January 18, 2009
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In other words, a shitty hellhole.
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"Man, I fucking hate living in California. I wanna move to florida, or virginia, or texas...fuck how about nevada? Anywhere but here. *stabs self*"
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