Bonjour

People think this means hello in French. It actually means “No” in German. Idiots.

Bonjour, ich bin kein Nazi

by Oman_is_a_very April 18, 2021

bonjour

This is the same as "Hello". It's used the same as well. This is a French word, but you can use it as if it's an English greeting! The direct English translation is "good day".
You pronounce it like: bone-joo-h

Bonjour! How's your new trick going?

by the lol frog weeeyyyy March 1, 2022

Bonjouj

For when you wanna say hello in a very rude, but hidden way to the person you hate.

"Bonjouj sir. How may I help you?"

by TavisStrom May 23, 2022

Bonjovicilin (bad medicine)

A medication prescribed to Bon Jovi fans and taken twice daily to aid them while they wait for a new album or for the release of tour dates. There ain’t no doctor that can cure your disease, only bad medicine can. Prescribed by Dr. J Bon Jovi.

I really need some Bonjovicilin (bad medicine) because I ain’t got a fever, I got a permanent disease, It'll take more than a doctor to prescribe a remedy, I got lots of money, but it isn't what I need, Gonna take more than a shot to get this poison out of me, And I got all the symptoms, count 'em one, two, three.

Your love is like bad medicine.

I just quoted Bon Jovi - you’re welcome :))

by sixxaep March 11, 2023

Bonjolmusic

Bonjolmusic is a famous musician well known for baby music 2019 and Baby Music 2k (Baldo remix).

He also has a chunky ass

Guy 1: Holy shit it's Bonjolmusic
Sample from a track: Hi everyone this is Bonjolmusic, Deez Nuts.

by ChunkyAss86 May 6, 2023

bonJORE

When non-native speakers (of French) try to say "Hi" and embarrass themselves in front of native speakers obliviously

Lady 1: "Oooh! France is so unique!" *sees lady walking by* "bonJORE!"

Lady 2:"Uh.. Bonjour!" *smiles nervously*

*inside the head of Lady 2: Oh mon Dieu, cette fille est une putain d'idiot inconscient et odieux!*

by strangerdangerbutnotmegetin October 1, 2023

Bonjour

noun
1. faeces
2. a contemptible or worthless person.
verb
1. expel faeces from the body.
exclamation
an exclamation of disgust, anger or annoyance

noun
1. 'this tastes like bonjour'.
2. 'you're bonjour'.
verb
1. 'I just took a mexican bonjour'.
exclamation
'this is so bonjour!'

by Eric_ October 5, 2023