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Buttsex artist

Someone who is absurdly good at something
"Did you see the game last night?"
"Dude, that guy on defense was such a buttsex artist!"

"Woah mom, you are a total buttsex artist at baking cookies!"
by LT the brave February 8, 2009
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Buttsexhole

Something or someone that is stretched further than they/it should be, maybe a little torn and bloody, coated in semen, excrement, and possibly a lube of some sort. A shitty, nasty, wrecked person or thing.
Jerret you are such a buttsexhole!

If we don't get federal spending under control our country is in trouble because our budget is a buttsexhole as it is.

Wow, the sandwiches in this place are some buttsexholes.
by Los026 January 15, 2012
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Surprise Trombone Buttsex

Surprise Trombone Buttsex

Where trombones yell surprise buttsex and bang their bells together so that the noise echos in the room. Before engaging in trombone buttsex it is encouraged to lube your self up with cream, slide-o-mix, water, or all of the above.

Usually gets strange looks from everyone in the room.

It doesn't have to be with the brass trombones, because trombone is also a code word for boner. It is possible for a man and a women or a man and a man or even a women and women (if parts are there) to engage in surprise buttsex.

just go up to the partner, yell suprise, and pull down your pants and their pants and in engage in angry buttsex without lube.

Lube is optional but if u want to feel anything tmrw use it.
horny man 1: What sex?

horny group: Butt sex!

horny man 1: What sex?

horny group: Butt sex!

Together: Surpise Trombone Buttsex!

(then procede to engage in buttsex or trombone buttsex)

horny man 1: hey

girl 1: hey

horny man 1: Surprise Trombone Buttsex!
by creatorofsuprisebuttsex October 4, 2009
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buttsexfully

That guy danced with that other dude very buttsexfully... what a fag.
by Mr Pokey February 1, 2005
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Lesbian Dragon Buttsex

This term first originated on a private World of Warcraft RP server when it got messed over and stupid people got to play Dragons. There were some ERP freaks amongst them and basically all they did was have crazy lesbian dragon buttsex, even though some of them had other duties such as GMing. When the original server went down the biggest lesbian dragon buttsexer even made his own server to have lots of lesbian dragon buttsex all over the place.
"That server is full of lesbian dragon buttsex"
by Leo Head June 27, 2009
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crazy buttsex

"Crazy buttsex" is a term coined by Beck Sandoval.

-adjective
used to describe something of great appeal; awesome; incredible; cool.

-noun
an exclamation of surprise, wonder, pleasure, or the like.
That shirt is crazy buttsex!

CRAZY BUTTSEX!! I won the lottery!
by Hukuzo May 9, 2008
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Buttsex 2

It's the same as buttsex but with extra content
by Sob emoji May 18, 2019
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