King Butt monkey

The person that the Butt Monkey Follows

Rob: Come here Gail
Gail: ok do you want anything
Rob: Get me Sweets NOw
Gail: OK right away
Rob: Gail is such a Butt monkey
Bob: And your the King Butt MOnkey

by Checken April 15, 2008

batmonkey

Noun:
A person that is considerably ugly

That batmonkey makes my face hurts

by Rondog December 16, 2007

Bumpmonkey

Any member of an internet message board who is contributing unsolicited and unappreciated posts to another member's thread with the unintended result of "bumping" the thread to the top of the list of threads each time and thereby keeping the thread current and potentially popular.

"Man it really annoys me when he replies to my threads. I wish he'd go bother someone else. Oh well, at least I get bumped to the top everytime he does. He probably doesn't even realize he's my bumpmonkey."

by Decovelet September 8, 2011

_butt monkey

An annoying turd that just wont let go

I had a hard time with that buttmonkey yesterday.

by Richard Sanchez July 18, 2006

butt monkey

A person that loves the anus, and anything that has to do with the anuis; some one who is sexualy atracted to the butt or likes to think about butts more then the adverage person

Brandon "big dick in the but" campli is a butt monkey

by Agent of the System June 13, 2005

butt monkey

a really stupid,retarted person with no life, also looks like a monkey with a butt on its face.

terrell: alex your a twittle twottle

Alex: shut up you butt monkey

by alex rc April 17, 2008

butt monkey

a weird person

ex. Shaun or Kirby

by Elizabeth February 20, 2004