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HOGWARTS BUSINESS

Comes from harry potter and the sorcerer's stone when Hagrid refers to a bank transaction as Hogwarts business, meaning no one should know and harry shouldn't tell anyone. basically saying it's top secret information :)
Me and Daniel have some Hogwarts business to attend to on Saturday night.
by marolililo October 15, 2009
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business tactical

Attire worn by former military personnel and/or security contractors. Generally consisting of high end hiking books, cargo khaki of various colors, and a tucked in polo shirt or button-down shirt with a vent system. Pockets to hold various weapons (I.e. Knives and cell phones) are a must.
Bob: Look at that guy. He must be some sort of archeologist.
Norm: No. That's Tom. He has to go train some Marines today. After getting out of the Army, he traded in his uniform for business tactical.
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casual business fart

A fart that can be confidently released in a professional setting, often accompanied by a light-hearted tone and resulting in laughter from coworkers.

The essence of a casual business fart lies in its ability to add a humorous touch to the workplace atmosphere, without causing significant embarrassment or offense.

While it doesn't necessarily require complete discretion, it is generally appreciated if the volume and duration are not excessive.
As the tension eased during the intense brainstorming session, Blarkin unleashed a well-timed casual business fart, earning chuckles and breaking the ice among his colleagues.
by chickenmcfweeb June 21, 2023
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An extremely popular Internet catch phrase. Not necessarily typed in all caps. Sometimes shortened by omitting "THE." Also sometimes used with an intentional mispelling of "THE" as "TEH."

Many people think that having heated debates over the Internet is a pointless waste of time, no matter what the topic of discussion might be. Thus, this catch phrase was born. At times, the phrase makes a valid point. However, there are many people who overuse the phrase, thereby degrading it's merit and humor.
Person 1: I'm right and you're wrong!

Person 2: No, I'm right and YOU'RE wrong!

Person 3: THE INTERNET = SERIOUS BUSINESS
by forcryingoutloud August 17, 2006
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Business Drunk

biz-nis druhngk (-adj.)

1. Being intoxicated in a professional setting with the goal of improved networking, or creating an environment conducive to closing deals; usually achieved through the use of expense accounts and open bars.

2. A true test of business prowess, as these goals must be achieved through, and in spite of the wide availability of top shelf alcohol.
"Boy, I just can't seem to get any traction with this new client!"
"Well, let's invite him to the Four Seasons on Friday and get business drunk!"

"Did you hear how Rachel ended up exposing her breasts to that client at the Four Seasons?"
"Pshh...what a novice, doesn't even know how to stay business drunk."
by Arloc December 9, 2009
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Business Socks

The only article of clothing a guy can wear during sex.
Now I'm naked, except for my socks. and you know when I'm down to just my socks what time it is. Its business time. You know when I'm down to just my socks its time for business thats why they call them business socks.
by Dannyc89 January 17, 2009
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After the Burial

A sick ass progressive metal band that will make you shit bricks and throw them at your un-born child.
I listened to that band you told me about, After the Burial...

Did you like them?

Well, my asshole is now the size of a cynder block and I killed my girlfriend.

So you did like them!

FUCK YEAH LAWLAWL
by Half Empty October 20, 2008
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