Number One Bullshit

Originally popularized by UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov, later used again by shirtless Tampa Bay Lightning player Nikita Kucherov after getting hammered on Bud Light and winning back-to-back Stanley Cups in a postgame interview after a game 5 win against the Montreal Canadiens. He was frustrated that Vegas Golden Knights goaltender Marc-André Fluery won the Vezina Trophy instead of the Lightning's own Andrei Vasilevskiy, as well as Canadiens fans celebrating like they had won the Stanley Cup after winning one game.

"I was telling him every day 'Vasy you're the MVP, you're the best player,' and then they gave it to- whatever the guy... Vegas... the Vezina... and then last year they gave Vezina to somebody else, number one bullshit, number one bullshit." - Nikita Kucherov

by AVerySillySillySillySillyMan July 10, 2021

Bullshit artist

Someone who lies for no reason at all,

Commonly known as “Jesse”

Have you ever worked with that “bullshit artist”?

He can’t keep his lies straight.

by Bra1 November 15, 2021

Professor Bullshit Degree

To believe you are very well versed or knowledgable about a subject and in reality know next to nothing about it.

Guy-Yeah i know everything about the Beatles!

Other Guy-Oh really? who's your favourite one?

Guy-The black one was definitely the coolest

Other Guy-I see you've got your Professor Bullshit Degree

by Hoboken dude September 21, 2011

freedom of bullshit

The truth behind the “freedom of speech” argument put forth by Mark Zuckerberg.

Facebook supports all ads placed, no matter their origin or content, in an effort to strengthen freedom of speech which of course is more accurately freedom of bullshit which of course is ultimately to support his freedom to pursue the god of green.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 31, 2019

fucking bullshit

When you get disconnected from your neighbor's wi-fi seemingly at random.

I just got disconnected again! This is such fucking bullshit!

by skatanic August 19, 2008

bullshit luck

Used to describe extremely good fortune.

That bastard just won the lottery again - he's got some BULLSHIT LUCK!

by markuz July 10, 2005

Call Bullshit

State that some given information is incorrect.

The person who had bullshit called on them may call it back if they can prove they are correct.

Person #1: The first president of the U.S.A. was Thomas Jefferson.

Person #2: I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that.

Person #1: What?

Person #2: The first president was George Washington.

by Eye Sac May 17, 2006