budget dust

money that is said to be insignificant when compared to other, usually planned, expenditures.

Pete Dick: "There is my sister's ex-boyfriend Robertto, lets go over and say hi, he will buy us a drink."
Robertto: "Hey Pete, how are you?"
Pete Dick: "let me buy you a drink."
Robertto: "Please, put your money away I will get you a drink."
Pete Dick: "Robertto, how do you afford to do this, you must be an international man of leisure..."
Robertto: "what, these drinks, this is budget dust for me compared to how much money your sister used to make me pay for dill does and other sex toys!"
The Cooker: "I heard that about her!"
Robertto (laughing): "Yeah, I really broke her heart when I dumped her, sorry Pete."
Pete Dick: "Forget about it, baby bubba, we are still friends, just shut up and Irish yourself."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

Budget cut bathrooms

"budget cut schools" which the bathrooms are disgusting. Weird, undescribable things happen. Everyone complains about what the hell goes on in there but the culprit is never found. Tends to always smell vulgar. Incidents include: used tampons and pads strewn across the floor, poop not in the toilet, inspiring quotes written on toilet paper with mean remarks next to it, toilet paper EVERYWHERE, broken locks, leaking toilets, clogged toilets, no soap, pubes on toilet seats, urinals have poop, and period blood written on mirrors. These bathrooms largely exist in the Southern California area.

"Dude I had to go to bathroom so badly but I decided I wouldnt because the stall was a budget cut bathroom straight out of a Jackass Movie."

I'm pretty sure the entire school is sick because no one can wash there hands in the budget cut bathrooms.

I would only switch from El Toro to a private school because at least they have seat covers!

by ilikerunnin1600 March 30, 2011

Budge Vic

Budge Vic? Come on. Budget Victim? Am I the only one who likes to 'brev around here? It's no fun abbreviating if no one else does it...

Suz: I don't pay for this apartment. I got it in the divorce. Didn't you go over this with your lawyers?
John: Really? How did I get to be the only budge vic in this?

by Fergs January 17, 2012

Budget Stalker

A person who stalks a minor local celebrity because they can't afford to travel to Hollywood or New York to lurk an A-lister.

Did you hear about that lady that was stalking Bam Margera? Must have been a budget stalker, who the hell would want to obsess over that guy?

by KidCuervo February 27, 2013

Bulge Aryan

Plural: Bulge Aryans

The true, purest name of the Bulgarian people, meaning that the purest name of the country would be Bulge Area

Guy 1: So you're from Bulgaria? Cool!
Guy 2: Oh, we call it Bulge Area, for we truly call our people Bulge Aryans.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp February 23, 2021

lynch bulge

A small downward hooked semi soft boner

Hey what’s in your pants? It looks hurt.

Oh nothing, that’s just my Lynch Bulge

by Pussy burp May 22, 2020

ballin' on a budget

The act of ballin whilst strapped for cash.

Yo mang until the first I be ballin' on a budget, ya heard?

Man fuck the nigga, he ballin' on a budget, shit his chain made of plastic.

by ThugDoubt March 24, 2004