The female equivalent of a bro. Although native to the west coast, broettes can be found at almost any state school campus in the greater United States.
criteria to identify a broette:
-peroxide damaged hair
-orange skin
-thinks UGGs go with everything
-wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
-has a beer gut
-thinks visting Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
-has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
-dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
-butt crack and thong are visible
+ 100 broette points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, or any rap-rock fusion.
+ 1,000 broette points if she considers Britney Spears or Jenna Jameson a personal inspiration.
criteria to identify a broette:
-peroxide damaged hair
-orange skin
-thinks UGGs go with everything
-wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
-has a beer gut
-thinks visting Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
-has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
-dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
-butt crack and thong are visible
+ 100 broette points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, or any rap-rock fusion.
+ 1,000 broette points if she considers Britney Spears or Jenna Jameson a personal inspiration.
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"Dude, Chad totally just brolested me"
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Get the Brolationship mug.A girl who acts like a bro participating in bro-like activities while also keeping up her femininity as a girl hence the "ette". A broette often dresses preppy but will also drink brews and just hang with the guys without losing her sex appeal.
Guy 1- "dude did you see that broette?"
Guy 2- "yeah man she drank brews with us last night and watched the game"
Guy 1- " Wow a hott girl that can chill? She's defintiely a broette"
Guy 2- "yeah man she drank brews with us last night and watched the game"
Guy 1- " Wow a hott girl that can chill? She's defintiely a broette"
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Get the Broette mug.A god of greek bro-mythology responsible for stealing the laws of brolitics from mount brOlympus and bringing to the humans on Earth. It's the mythological brolosophy of how brocieties were created.
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A from of revolution, in which a activist or “bro” holds a “brolution” and attempts to convert every one at a school or in a community into a “bro” by pretending to act like they are not a total “bro” and befriending there victims until it is to late and they can’t go back, to not acting like a total Douche
A from of revolution, in which a activist or “bro” holds a “brolution” and attempts to convert every one at a school or in a community into a “bro” by pretending to act like they are not a total “bro” and befriending there victims until it is to late and they can’t go back, to not acting like a total Douche
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