brogart

what jealous bros accuse other bros of when a bromance becomes too exclusive.

Jared, don't brogart Justin! He's my bro too, ya know?!

by drewhu August 14, 2008

Brogram

To code with your bros, perhaps with drinks.

Friend: Hey man, whats happening tonight?
You: Dude, we're gonna brogram hard.

by brogrammer October 29, 2011

Brogan Fraser

Fucking poo boy who shat himself

Fuck you Poo boy! Fucking brogan fraser

by PBxBrogan September 21, 2016

Brogeoisie

Bros whose assured financial security and first-class education does not stop them from shouting, drinking, partying and mixing with mere peasants. It appears that the social isolation common in bourgeoisie life is the main reason for bourgeoisie forcing themselves to take on this abrasive personality. However, the cultured sensibilities and affluent tastes embedded in their character by years of elitist propaganda is too difficult to hide, so brogeoisie are easy to detect for anyone with a good brodar.

Brogeoisie #1: Naw dude you shoulda seen it man, the fight at that party was like an Aristotelian tragedy, it was like Aeschylus's Agamemnon was being acted out right in front of my fucking face dude.

Bro: Uh.. who the hells Ayskulus..?

Brogeoisie #2: Um..ahemm... he means yeah dude it was fucking sweet that asshole got knocked the fuck out, I was about to jump on him but I had a complete moment of catharsis

Captain Brodar: Stop there impostors! No true bros have such an elite sense of Ancient Greek tragedy! You must be brogeoisie!

Brogeoisie #1: Damn it, they found us out, quick Horatio, back to Leaf Links golf club, I think i left my Cheetah's lights on.

by Mahavishnu August 17, 2014

brogrammer

A semi-mythical creature that is a combination of a programmer and a fratboy. A brogrammer sips protein shakes and lift weights between coding sessions.

Brogrammers rarely exist in real life and like much satire it is easily misunderstood by those who are not in on the joke.

A brogrammer maintains a solid 120 wpm on the keyboard while drunk and dancing.

by akuzi September 30, 2012

Broginity

bro gin ity
1)A man losing his backdoor v-card to a friend (bro) in order to assert dominance. Not necessarily a homoerotic display, but an establishment of roles in the relationship.

speaker 1: I heard Evan lost his broginity to John.
speaker 2: I think we're next, John's way to manly for us.
speaker 1: We don't have to like it though right?
speaker 2: No, but still it's unavoidable.

by jten June 30, 2009

Brogladdie

A Brogladdie is a rare breed. This is an individual hailing from their home land, Scotland, in northwest Europe. Growing up as a "young lad" and picking up familiar, "southern California roots" aka, BRO! Characteristics. Combine these two, and you have a Brogladdie. Often, one speaks with words, very rich in a Scottish accent, with a vocabulary very similar to a BRO. A Brogladdie is a gentle and tender human being, with really nothing more than putting on a tough front. At heart, the Brogladdie is kind and caring, unlike the Bro. It is more of a "cooler image" as opposed to a radical, reckless lifestyle, as of bros.

I spotted a Brogladdie the other day, in east Glasgow. Black high socks, Tan Dickies shorts, DGAF shirt, Monster energy in hand, and a KMK hat with the bill slightly bent upwards.

by BIYM13951 February 26, 2009