Bran Calvert is somebody who is a ketamine monster, he Hoovers up the bag of ket faster than the last drop of water in a African well. The Lifestyle of Bran 🥄 doing ket and pulling munters
by Mr mcgregor UFC July 09, 2022
Dude 1: Bro I’m so hungry after that sesh, whatchu got in the kitchen?
Dude 2: *Shrugs*
Dude 1: Oh shit here’s a half eaten bowl of Blazin Bran I can have!
Dude 2: *Shrugs*
Dude 1: Oh shit here’s a half eaten bowl of Blazin Bran I can have!
by Jumbo Plum March 31, 2019
when someone focuses on you too hard. Would literally sniff your butt hole to know if the date and time they last marked that you pooped, indeed happened.
from Bran Stark's magical ability to predestine hodor into a door holder, so he can watch how Jon Snow was made and eventually get to be king.
from Bran Stark's magical ability to predestine hodor into a door holder, so he can watch how Jon Snow was made and eventually get to be king.
by myhandleismyhandleismyhandleis May 23, 2019
A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.
Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
by easy_eh May 14, 2023
A square. Someone whose grapes (either testes or ovaries) has shriveled through trauma, acting through fear not allowing the best outcomes out most situations.
Let's go to the gun range, don't be such a raisin bran.
"Hey, I got new job as a courier."
"Are you sure you want to drive so much, what if you get in an accident?"
"Quit being such a raisin bran."
"Hey, I got new job as a courier."
"Are you sure you want to drive so much, what if you get in an accident?"
"Quit being such a raisin bran."
by WisloveGodstyle June 04, 2025
by Thegamerblocky May 29, 2023