Dirty Boris

When you confuse your girlfriend with her sister and end up fucking their family 15 year old dog.

Did you hear that the boyfriend of Violet, performed a dirty Boris.

by Joemamalikespussy November 19, 2021

boris the cat

Boris the cat, is a person who will go way out of their way to help you, they will do anything they possibly can to make you feel better about your self, or your situation. This perticular person was braught up to be your guidenece, and to help you through anything you need help with. This is a one a in a million person, who always looks on the bright side, always walks around with a smile, always makes a joke out of everything, and trys to laugh it off. This is the person you will love, and you know that they will not judge you, no matter what you've done for what reason, they will always be there for you, no matter what. If you do get close enough to that person, as a friend, they will even get them selves into fights just to protect you, just to be that friend, that missing link, that older brother, that guaridan angle you've always wanted as a child. That best friend. This person will never leave you. They will listen, they will understand, they will talk you through your problems, they wont say anything if you don't want, or they will try give you adcive and help you through it. If you ever meet a person as great as this, never let them go.

You happen to be going through trouble at home, and at school. You feel there is no where you can go to for advice, or a shoulder to lean or cry on, then you remember that one special person that you can turn to, no matter what time of night or day, no matter how big or small your "problem" is, or even if you just want a chit chat because you're feeling down, this person will know, and will be there. Boris the cat will be the best thing that will come into your life, a person that you will never forget.

by boristhecat January 18, 2008

Borisa

a man with full swag and is always with the girls and his main bros. has 2 "brothers" and are always together. always having a good time and not giving a fuck. likes to play sports such as soccer. is very into his nationality. has much respect for elders. VERY GOOD LOOKS. has a big dick.......

Damn i wish i hooked up with Borisa last night!!!!!!!!

by swagonfullattack. June 19, 2011

Boris

The often overlooked pinnacle of awesome. He is an enigma, nobody knows what he's thinking nor feeling at the moment, yet this is what makes him appealing to EVERYONE. Handsome, intelligent, friendly, and refined, it is hard to find a single word that can encapsulate the greatness he exudes. To be a Boris is to be the ultimate underdog; everybody seems to underestimate and even forget about him, but he never fails to blow minds whenever it's his time to shine.

Carrie: Is that Boris? He's so cool!
Bo: Are you serious?! "cool" is just not cool enough for Boris.
Carrie: So what word's cool enough for him?
Bo: Boris. Just Boris.

When odds are against you, you're definitely a boris. it also means you'll WIN.

by Millenium Spikes September 29, 2011

Boris the spider

Great song that was originally made by "The Who" bassist, John Entwistle for a children's album. It later became a concert staple for them due to it's success. It is one of the first tracks to utilize the "death growl" of modern metal.

When The Who played Boris The Spider, the crowd went insane and tried to jump on stage.

by Moltenbea January 16, 2007

Boris Johnson

Definition: A mop
fucked up UK with his tiny penis
no1 biggest sanctioner in history
killled the uk economy as soon as covid eased.
married a woman 21 years yunger than him
most famous quote "the cure covid we must sacrifice with covid by living with covid :)"

'The fucking mop couldnt clean up his own shit'.
'Boris Johnson has a wet mop for hair'

by MASSIVECUNTDICK March 27, 2022

Borisbator

A person whos common sense is ejaculated and is extremely gullible and believes every statement by the current British Prime Minister Boris Johnson without any consideration to the truthfulness or credibility of said statement.

Nigel: Boris says he's putting a record sum of £34bn into the NHS and most certainly will not be selling off parts of it.

Richard: Don't believe everything you're told Nigel, you fucking Borisbator.

Nigel: Sorry, I think I had a Borisgasm.

by ryc10 June 29, 2020