Bonus Spudz

(n.) Bonus spudz; the extra fries found in the bottom of a fast food bag.

Jerry:

Holy moly, Kev-bot, check out all these bonus spudz!

Kevin:

That place is like a goldmine!

by Cheese Waffle September 17, 2020

bonus waffle

Waffle, or any other breakfast pastry, provided to you by your one night stand when leaving their house in the morning.

I received a syrupless Eggo waffle as a parting gift from a one night stand.

-SinisterKid

Time to add "Bonus Waffle" to urban dictionary

-Sloride73

by Drew707 April 22, 2013

bonus hole

The front hole (not the asshole) of a trans man.

I used to hate being penetrated but, since I started T, I've been loving getting fucked in my bonus hole.

by celebration November 17, 2010

Bonus Dad

Any person of the male gender that that is a good role model that did not take part in your birth. This can mean in the general sense of giving good fatherly advice and/or warm, nurturing feelings ranging to actually helping to raise you with all of your physical, mental, and spiritual needs.

For example, my best friend's dad treated me like his own child. Therefore, 'Papa Egan' was a bonus dad to me. Another example, my teacher always gave great fatherly advice to guide me through the world. Therefore, I consider him a bonus dad.

by The giant in the room September 10, 2020

bonus mom

A Bonus Mom is a woman who helps her boyfriend or husband co-parent his children from another mama. Bonus Moms wipe butts, read bedtime stories, pull splinters out of tiny fingers, cook, go to Little League games, endure minigolf, craft, and do all the other things that birth moms do during their time with the kids. Generally bonus moms have a cordial relationship with the birth mom and joins in at birthday parties and big events. Bonus moms and the corresponding birth moms approach co-parenting from the belief that a kids can't have too many people who love them in their lives.

"I feel fortunate that my ex chose someone who has welcomed my kids into her life. I feel relief that my kids want to spend time with her. I feel lucky that there is another person who loves my kids and wants to be a part of their lives everyday, and especially, on Mother’s Day. Because there could never be too many people loving my kids. Bonus mom. How lucky. For all of us." (via motherinchief)

by zmus August 3, 2011

Bonus Tunnel

Anus. English slang.
"I gave it to her in the bonus tunnel"

"I gave it to her in the bonus tunnel"

by Ron K January 27, 2005

Bonus Plan

Getting fucked over. Treated badly.

Like working a job that offers long hours, low pay, and no chance for advancement. " You just got the Bonus Plan."

by Dr. Sloppy November 6, 2003