Bonjure

When some Euro-trash wannabe instagrammer tries to shine you on and doesn't know how to spell "Bon jour".

Bonjure! I am fuck! Check out my pics and vids!

by Madmonty33 November 29, 2018

Bonus dad

A Bonus dad is a man who helps his girlfriend or wife co-parent her children from another man. Bonus dads wipe butts, read bedtime stories, pull splinters out of tiny fingers, cook, go to Little League games, endure minigolf, craft, and do all the other things that birth fathers do during their time with the kids. Generally bonus dads have a cordial relationship with the birth dad and joins in at birthday parties and big events. Bonus dads and the corresponding birth dad approach co-parenting from the belief that a kids can't have too many people who love them in their lives.

Bonus dad: a man who married your mom, the man who protects& defends you, is prouder than hell of you, and loves you like your his own,unconditionaly, not because he has to, but because he wants to.

by Bonus mom September 3, 2016

anal bonus

Full page pictures in "Prude" Magazine featuring someone (male, female, or somewhere in between) being anally penetrated in an atypical manner.

The term became an interjection used most often by intoxicated party-goers in rural areas in Western New York during the late 80's to express their chemical induced euphoria. The expression's usage faded with the demise of the magazine.

An 8" x 10.5" glossy picture of a Cossack she-male being anally violated with a corn cob by a midget dominatrix. No text appeared on the page other than "ANAL BONUS". Anal Bonus pages were not included in the Table of Contents.
After multiple funnels of Genny Light and hooking up with a biker chick, Brian staggered back from getting blown on the shores of Lake Ontario and exclaimed "Anal Bonus!" when his pals came into view.

by 1_of_the_Boyz October 23, 2007

Bonus Spudz

(n.) Bonus spudz; the extra fries found in the bottom of a fast food bag.

Jerry:

Holy moly, Kev-bot, check out all these bonus spudz!

Kevin:

That place is like a goldmine!

by Cheese Waffle September 17, 2020

Bonussex

Bonussex describes the part of the act that is done after the main part of the act and after the first ejaculation happened.

Hey Shio,
When do we have Bonussex?

by Fiofuchs September 11, 2023

bonus

When a person takes a shit and wiping is unnecessary(no shit present on toilet paper). Upon the completion of this the person must stand up and yell, BONUS!

When Chris found out he didn't have to wipe his shit, he stood up and proclaimed to the world, BONUS!

by The Deuce King May 11, 2006

bonus waffle

Waffle, or any other breakfast pastry, provided to you by your one night stand when leaving their house in the morning.

I received a syrupless Eggo waffle as a parting gift from a one night stand.

-SinisterKid

Time to add "Bonus Waffle" to urban dictionary

-Sloride73

by Drew707 April 22, 2013