Boiled the Cheese

When a person attepts to accomplish a task only to end in failure.

refers too: attempting to prepare Kraft Mac & Cheese but dumping the cheese packet into the water.....We've all done it!

Jack really boiled the cheese on that project he was given for class.

by D-Link July 17, 2009

boneless boner

Boneless boner is when you are aroused without getting an erection

Guy: dude i got a boneless boner last night when I saw this transexual midget threesome porno
Dude: boneless boners are the shiit

by looneylobs July 31, 2017

Boiling Water

Science claims it hot
But it not
The water just angry

boiling water is just angry water

by Increased amount of gae February 7, 2019

Not boneless Pizza

Issa pizza dat ain't not unboneless

Let me get uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh not not boneless pizza

by Dat nℹ🅱️🅱️a June 12, 2017

New England Boiled Dinner

After a nice long, hot, steamy, naked soak in the hot tub with your lover, you stand up gingerly stuff your loose and dangling balls and man sack into your partner's eager mouth.

Carl's hot tub party turned wild once the three couple hot tub soak turned into a New England Boiled Dinner.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

noodle boiler

Water. Often used in a society where soda and other sweetened beverages are consumed so infrequently that the original use of water becomes skewed.

azn people may use the variant "rice steamer".

Tom: Here man, drink some of this.

Dick: No way, asshat. There's no way I'm drinking noodle boiler.

by jkdeadite October 23, 2009

boil the dog

To press your crotch tightly to a friends butt while they are farting in an attempt to warm your genitals.

My friend was cold in bed with me so I decided to boil the dog.

by Gamerbro207 December 23, 2014