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porn bored

Having so much time alone that you have watched all of the free porn online that you like and don't even feel like it anymore.
David: Wow man, you had the whole day alone! What did you do?
Alex: I got so porn bored. I just feel really gross right now.
David: Bro, I know what you mean.
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Boredom

Me: I'm bored as all hell...
Friend: Go check out urbandictionary
by amongtheomegas December 8, 2004
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Boiled Peanuts

A delicious snack consisting of green (raw), unshelled peanuts boiled in salt water. This delicacy is typically purchased in gas station parking lots and roadside vegetable stands and consumed by southerners of all socio-economic backgrounds. Almost always served in Styrofoam cups and wrapped in the skimpiest napkin ever made, this salty snack is intended to be shared with family and friends although it is not uncommon for asocial types to devour the whole cup as to not share any with his wife/mistress.
Rich Birmingham Business Man: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.

Broke-Ass Methamphetamine-Addicted Construction Worker: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.
by Gary Vitalis February 19, 2007
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I'm so fucking bored

When you've watched every video, read every book, every fanfiction, played every game that has sparked your interest even slightly - to a point that you've considered TALKING to your family. You've listen to all your song playlists, tried conversing with friends but nothing is working - nothing is bringing you out of this state.
"Fuck dude, I'm so fucking bored! I've got literally nothing else I can do right now and it's so damn frustrating!"
by Jay-Is-Incredibly-Bored February 14, 2022
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boredom

The only reason I am writing this definition.
kid 1:God I hate boredom.
kid 2:yeah, me too.
Kid 1:lets go write something on urban dictionary!
by hankhillasateenybopper September 7, 2012
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I am extremely bored

I am sooooooooooooooooooooooo bored ;~;

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by Foxery =w= August 1, 2019
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bored as hell

myself right now
by lynx0taku306 January 8, 2004
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