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blue balls tease

a form of sexual torture when a lady has sex with a dude and stops right before he orgasms, leaving him with blue balls syndrome.
Ethan was pulled into his girlfriend’s apartment and was tugged onto the bed. They performed foreplay, then Ethan started eating her out. His girlfriend returned the favour by giving him a blowjob. Ethan felt immense pleasure and his breathing became uneven. Then he was right about to orgasm when she pulled out.

“What happened?”

“Nothing.”

Ethan was naked, wanting more.

“C’mon, gimme more!

“No.”

“Just finish the job!”

Ethan was promptly kicked out, naked on the street. He then felt a swelling sensation on his balls. It felt as all circulation was cut off. He grasped his balls in pain and doubled over. His balls bragged across the pavement as he tried crawling away. He is a victim to the blue balls tease.
by Well, shit. January 17, 2018
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blue balling

To tease something or someone into expecting something that doesn't actually happen, most commonly used in reference to when a guy thinks he's gonna get laid but ends up getting none (see Blue Balls
"Are you actually gonna do it this time or are you just blue balling again?"
by SolSightWard June 14, 2018
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Blue Balls Disaster

The act of watching porn without masturbating.

Commonly abbreviated to BBD, this task is performed by only the elite and legendary.A daunting challenge that sends men weeping back to their beds in dismay and horror.

Typically, videos are watched in order of arousal from middle-level to highest until you reach the peak, your fetish. Watching with your hands behind your back or in your pockets is advised, but upping the level of intensity can be done by watching with just underwear on or no pants at all.

Keep going until you just can't hold it anymore. Prepare for one of the best climaxes of your life.
Dan: Lawley you look kind of tired, what happened?

Adam: DC, I've got three words. Blue Balls Disaster.
by LawleyBear February 4, 2010
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Blue balls festival

1. A sausage convention where people compete for the biggest weiners by
stroking their dicks until the balls achieve the color of blue.

2. A festival where musicians play erotic-sounding music by shafting each other with the ends of their saxophones and trumpets until their testicles turn into the color of blue.

3. A music festival in Lucerne, Switzerland.
Me: Fuck Holmes your dick just poked me in the eye!

Bal-a-Balz: damn straight! I just won this year's blue balls festival. U bitches better recognize!
by Hornishmaus July 30, 2016
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Musical Blue Balls

When playing an instrument such as a guitar, and your band plays a song where you will have a killer solo, but the band stops playing right before your solo. You are left helpless with musical blue balls.
Jack's garage band was playing One by Metallica and stopped playing the song right before Jack's big guitar solo; Jack had anticipated his solo so much that when he did not get to play it, he got musical blue balls, or MBB.
by John8 November 22, 2007
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Blue balls

When that liberal chick who really wanted to fuck you finds out you voted Republican, and takes it out on your erection.
Dude, she had me right at the edge, but saw the Cruz t-shirt in my laundry hamper, walked the fuck out, and left me with the worst case of blue balls.
by MyShariaMoor January 2, 2017
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black and blue balled

The act of being banned/blacklisted from a strip club or any other boner worthy establishment.
After I punched the bartender from the titty bar, I got black and blue balled.
by Bad Obnauticus November 1, 2009
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