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blooming onion

When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"
"Ohh baby just like that! I love it when you give me the blooming onion!"
by Chateau64 June 18, 2018
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blooming dale high school

A place where people think they are the shit but really that’s any high school and they think they are the thickest girls there. But really that’s any high school too.
blooming dale high school is a really good school in blooming dale
by TTV_upalupa720 May 26, 2019
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Blooming Asshole

A special kind of person who is very comfortable, confident, and entitled in his or her assholeness.
Look at that blooming asshole cutting in front of the fire truck and smiling about it.
by Sai Ez September 12, 2019
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Bloomin hell

Annoying word used repetitively by annoying people also a more British version of “bloody hell.”
by Ding dong ditch bro December 25, 2020
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Bloomington Butt Bomb

When you shove three big macs with no lettuce up the ass hole of a morbidly obese transgender midget and procede in anal sex with the burgers being squished inside the anus. 3 hours after sex the person with the burgers and cum in their ass is to excrete all over the nipples of the dimmer.
Dude I had Dingleberry over last night and we did a Bloomington Butt Bomb! It was hot as shit but now I have testicular cancer!
by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 5, 2021
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Blooming flower

When a male pushes the head of his penis down into the shaft and keeps pinchning it down until the shaft almost disappears into the ball sack, then you let go and the penis blooms like a flower. Recommend only attempting when fully flacid.
Man my uncle did an amazing blooming flower last night after dinner, our whole family was so impressed.
by Loudeezy October 29, 2021
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bloomington north high school

A school where teachers don't give a fuck, you can also occasionally find a person doing heroin in the parking lot and not to mention an occasional fight breaks out before 8am
by The truth professor September 23, 2021
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