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monkey blocker

similar to cock blocking except used in instances where you are prevented from masturbating or "spanking your monkey"
shawns wife and kid are huge monkey blockers.
by w00t_vantuckey February 11, 2008
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fox blocked

When you turn on your TV to FOX and find your expected scheduled programming has been prempted by nascar, preseason football, or some other newscast. Can also be a term for the all too common premature cancellation of your new favorite show on the FOX network. Usually followed by the onset of unhappiness, depression, or rage.
Ugh, no family guy or simpsons this week. FOX blocked by nascar again!
by jjt3hii August 29, 2010
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flop blocked

the act of blocking the sandal flop. typically achieved by applying pressure to the front of the sandal.
dude, you just got flop blocked.

jeffrey just got really mad because stuart flop blocked him.
by hjscott November 15, 2010
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Pantie Blocked

Describes the event in which a man begins to slide his hand down the woman's panties, to pleasure her, but is blocked by the woman's hand before reaching the threshold.
"Dude, did you get some pussy last night?"

"Nahh man, she Pantie Blocked me"
by BitchYouSemenDreamin May 9, 2011
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Cop Blocker

Talks about how much they hate cops and spends their time posting anti-cop articles
That guy on Facebook is a keyboard warrior and full time cop blocker. He spouts how much he hates cops and how they don't police themselves but says he knows a guy who's a cop so obviously tells the truth.
by papatroy September 19, 2015
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book blocked

When your friend is too busy reading their book to spend time with society. This includes anything from not leaving the house to not responding to a text.
"Hey can Max come to the party?" "No, he book blocked me."
by BookNerd9001 July 25, 2018
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Power Cock-Blocker

Actively cock blocking your wingman with the force of a 20 ton nuclear bomb. Not to be mistaken for regular cock blocking which is done passive aggressively. This form of cock blockage is done so effectively that you will never again see even a remote patch of feminine pubic hair in the presence of said cock blocker. Sometimes going as far to not get laid him self just so you don't get laid.
How is it possible that you are such a power cock-blocker that you made sure i didn't get laid on my own wedding night?
by Sweedo VonDoubie March 9, 2010
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