similar to cock blocking except used in instances where you are prevented from masturbating or "spanking your monkey"
by w00t_vantuckey February 11, 2008
Get the monkey blocker mug.When you turn on your TV to FOX and find your expected scheduled programming has been prempted by nascar, preseason football, or some other newscast. Can also be a term for the all too common premature cancellation of your new favorite show on the FOX network. Usually followed by the onset of unhappiness, depression, or rage.
by jjt3hii August 29, 2010
Get the fox blocked mug.the act of blocking the sandal flop. typically achieved by applying pressure to the front of the sandal.
by hjscott November 15, 2010
Get the flop blocked mug.Describes the event in which a man begins to slide his hand down the woman's panties, to pleasure her, but is blocked by the woman's hand before reaching the threshold.
by BitchYouSemenDreamin May 9, 2011
Get the Pantie Blocked mug.That guy on Facebook is a keyboard warrior and full time cop blocker. He spouts how much he hates cops and how they don't police themselves but says he knows a guy who's a cop so obviously tells the truth.
by papatroy September 19, 2015
Get the Cop Blocker mug.When your friend is too busy reading their book to spend time with society. This includes anything from not leaving the house to not responding to a text.
by BookNerd9001 July 25, 2018
Get the book blocked mug.Actively cock blocking your wingman with the force of a 20 ton nuclear bomb. Not to be mistaken for regular cock blocking which is done passive aggressively. This form of cock blockage is done so effectively that you will never again see even a remote patch of feminine pubic hair in the presence of said cock blocker. Sometimes going as far to not get laid him self just so you don't get laid.
How is it possible that you are such a power cock-blocker that you made sure i didn't get laid on my own wedding night?
by Sweedo VonDoubie March 9, 2010
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