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blender material 

Someone is blender material when the user of the word believes that people in general {as well as themselves} would rather have sex with a blender than that person.
Tom: Eugh. She`s blender material.
blender material by Keijei August 14, 2007

Blender Blowjob 

When you receive a blowjob from someone who either wears braces or uses their teeth, creating great discomfort
Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Not great. When things got dicey, she gave me a blender blowjob. It took 12 stitches to attach my foreskin again.

blender baby 

Shanay's dad is black and her mom is korean. She's such a blender baby.
blender baby by B-licious April 12, 2005

Blender girl

A girl who curls her hair into ringlets and perfect spirals, then brushes them out, and teases her hair, so that it has the illusion of going through a blender. A blender girl is usually refereed to as a "sceney" or someone trying to be scene. They also are usually disrespectful to their peers, and equals.
Wow, that girl's hair is so messed, she must be a blender girl.
Blender girl by Jujubeemarie December 29, 2010

Blender Head 

When a bitch scrape up yo dick when she giving you head
I can’t hit that her back up she gave some straight blender head
Blender Head by Dhakrkwu September 4, 2019

blender sex 

a transgender transformation for weird lgbt mf's
p1:whats ur gender now
p2:blender sex:
p1: excuse me?
p2: born male chopped my dick off with blender now I work at subway for men
blender sex by mexicanfoxnigga April 16, 2021