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blackscreened

Losing so badly in two player Gran Turismo or Forza racing that a black screen appears before your slow ass can finish the race. This is the ultimate insult and you suck horribly. quit the game and ebay your system n00b!!!!
Biatch!!! You blackscreened my azz again!!!
by Roarskull January 10, 2007
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Urban Blacksmith

A person who uses his or her own hands to warp reality into whatever the situation calls for. Whether it's tools for making pizza cones, or artistic expression through beer cans, the urban blacksmith always comes through, creating just what you need.
Person: Wow, I have no idea how we're going to make pizza cones.

Urban Blacksmith: *Crushes aluminum in hand, and opens hands to reveal the perfect tool for making pizza cones* Why not try this?
by DavidSights August 4, 2012
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Will Barksdale

The actual fucking legend at getting any girl he wants. Always says Duck Haters and if you don't agree then you're a pussy.
Will Barksdale gets all the girls when he wears Duck Haters merchandise.
by Cooter Getter March 26, 2021
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Wally John Blacks

Slang word for female breasts.

Can be shortened to Wallys
What a splendid pair of Wally John Blacks.
by Denster GR September 2, 2010
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blacksmiths apron

A blacksmith apron is the english terminology for a gunt. Basically this is when a females gut hangs over her genitals. Not an attractive look!
"Hey Rich T, look at em and her blacksmiths apron!"
by Malcy-Malc March 16, 2005
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firing blanks

(v.) Shooting a gun loaded with 'blank' rounds that create smoke and noise, but bear no fruit from the barrel.


(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.
His gun was firing blanks (weaponry)



His ...gun.... was firing blanks (sexual connotation)
by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004
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All Blacks

Best damn Rugby team on the face of the planet.
by Lieutenant Tarpit September 16, 2004
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