During a hit and run investigation, this is the shape a body makes once the white sheet is placed on it. The dead body will then resemble a burrito to people passing by in their cars, which in turn then makes them hungry for a burrito. It is named for the road such an incident took place on; Blanding Blvd.
Jesus Christ that's horrible! That poor person got hit by a car and became a Blanding Burrito! Say...that actually makes me a little hungry for a burrito.
by Hiromeka April 07, 2020
You know Madi Bland? That sucks!!!!!!!
by fiuebjfnd November 30, 2015
A homosexual who likes a handful of people of the opposite sex. This term is used to mock those who use “spicy straight”
by that bisexual kpop weeb September 11, 2020
If you happen to have one of these people , hold on and enjoy them while you can . They will feel like the best thing that has ever happened to you , but it will feel like total shit whenever they leave . while your with them you might think , they won't ever leave me , but trust me they will . Don't hold on so tightly , trying to save you the trouble . But overall their a pretty good amazing person , and is very impactful . :) - niyah5kid
by Niyahpooh March 26, 2022
"Luke bland" is a boy who like to tongue punch other boys asshole on days that end on a 'Y', also loves receiving a dirty chewbakka
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by Ikatam September 16, 2017
Defines a state of boredom or a lost sense of direction. Can also be used to define a "choke" or "whiff".
1.Damn dude I feel bland out, there's nothing useful about me.
2.Sheesh bro you bland out that clutch though but good try.
3. You good? You bland out on B site bro, bomb planted on A.
2.Sheesh bro you bland out that clutch though but good try.
3. You good? You bland out on B site bro, bomb planted on A.
by wirelessmoke May 11, 2021
The scientific term for the condition where your eyes and brain stop focusing on text properly because the font used is not very good.
Named after the Black version of overused font Arial.
Named after the Black version of overused font Arial.
"CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN!? STOP XEROXING YOUR ARSE WITH THE OFFICE PHOTOCOPIER!"
"I'm sorry, I have Arial Bland. I couldn't read the sign properly because it was in Comic Sans."
"I'm sorry, I have Arial Bland. I couldn't read the sign properly because it was in Comic Sans."
by Oni-91 February 04, 2010